Spam Thread Mk. III

Fine then I'll just play my PS2.

 

how much is your local clock mine 22:08

 

6:09 AM.
I'm hungry for beef jerky.

 

do you eat beef jerky every-freaking-day?

 

Nope only when I can find some.

 

Right now it's 15:17(3:17P.M./ECS).

There's snow on the ground, as we had a foot fall back on January 30th. It's fun jogging when you can't see where the curb ends and the road starts.

 

;D

 

*going to join the fairy tail guild*

 

we have good road maintain here for that we have every winter your little snowy days

 

Download is so long I even let it download during the night and I still have 14 hours to go. >_>

 

We have some decent rocky areas here too. Further up we actually have an endurance bike path. It's not so challenging, but at least it's decent for training purposes. I don't care for street much anymore, it's too easy. Biking is much better for your cardio and muscles when you're going uphill, or on rough terrain, like mountains. I'm envious on that front, but I'll make do with what I have. Soft sand is good too, if you can find a beach, or area that has it.

BTW Hi Sin.

 

I can only do 6km one way trips whit my bike
so 12km there and back

 

You know you're from California when...../Californians are better because............

Everyone hates cops

You live next door to mexicans

You say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and "hell of" and "hella"(Nor Cal only) and "faded" and "stoked" and "fo sho" and you say them often

All the porn you watch is made here, cause we fuck better and thats how it is.

You don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear.

You can wear sandals all year long.

You go to the Beach - not "down to the shore."

You know 65 mph really means 100.

When someone cuts you off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont fuck around on the road.

The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).

Our governor can kick your governors ass.

You can go out at midnight.

You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code.

You might get looked at funny by locals when you're on vacation in their state, but when they find out you're from California you turn into a Greek GOD.

We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll"
No cop no stop baby!

You can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day.

All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.

EVERYONE smokes weed. no exceptions.

We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!

We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).

We have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means our opinion means more than yours, which means we're better than you.

The best athletes come from here.

We got disneyland....wut now!

We have The Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf which is way better than Starbucks.

We call it soda, not pop.


Your sense of direction=Toward the ocean and away from the ocean.

You eat an In n Out burger at least once a week!!!

You know how to eat an artichoke.

The primary bugs that you worry about are electronic.

Your car has bullet-proof windows.

Left is right and right is wrong.

Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.

Your family tree contains "significant others."

You don't exterminate your roaches, you smoke them.

You see 25 lawyers chasing an ambulance.

All highways into the state say: "no fruits."

All highways out of the state say: "Go back."

The Terminator is your governor

You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?

It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH"

You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California.

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

A really great parking space can totally move you to tears.

A low speed police pursuit will interrupt ANY TV broadcast.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

A man gets on the bus in full leather regalia and crotchless chaps. You don't even notice.

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cell phones or game systems.

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Same here chief. About 4 miles(6 Km= 3.7m) I used to do 6 miles easy. Now I'd be lucky to pull off three :/
It won't stop me from trying though, and you do the same. Keep me up on how it's going, will ya?

 

Does someone know Domo Kun?
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Hello to all!

 

Howdy Omega. Hope all is well

 

at summer or if it is good spring then I will

not in winter there is currectly 40 cm of snow on the road and rigth under the snow an hockey field type ice with bubs n holes, not the best biking weather eh? thats why I kinda hate skandinavian weather

oh and the temperature is -20C
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but if I do 6 to 12km a day it should do quite good

 

Other then waking up with one of the worst headaches ever...pretty good ;D

Hope everything is better for you!

 

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