Spam Thread Mk. III

kancolle a shit

 

No, how about I sink your battleship?

 

I don't expect anything here but things are getting tight and we're supposed to fly in a month. If you can spare a couple of pound so my daughter can go dance in the European Street Dance Championships it would be massively appreciated. Thanks in advance for anybody that donates.
http://www.gofundme.com/6cmq98

 

Guys best day ever

 

I weed whacked today nothing special but worth sharing anyways.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHQm-ay-Bt0

 

I think the two most important question that come from that video are:
Why was he wearing so much makeup? and
Why the hell was he making the duckface?

 

are you some kind of homophone or somethign

 

I'm guessing he meant homosexual.

 

He meant homophobe . N and B are adjacent to each other in the keyboard , so he might have accidently pressed n instead of b .

 

no i meab homophone

 

I see what you did there.

 

nah, just curious or somethign like that

 

Christ, what is with you fuckers and sending crazy shit to my old email address? First you're asking me about somebody who hasn't spoken to me for years, now you're asking me if I'll meet up with you in Liverpool? Shit, I don't even remember meeting somebody calling "Campy" who the fuck even is that? Like hell am I flying back over to the UK to meet you, cunt. What the fuck. I'm not the only one getting these emails am I?

 

...Liverpool, that sounds nice...

 

lol

 

anyone else gonna try and see the total eclipse tonight?

 

boobies

 

Speaking of boobies, some cheeky cunt had the nerve to tell me that metroid is a grill.