Spam Thread Mk. III

Go Canada!

 

i am just in town because i was doing a new trick that i made up and i put some mayonnaise and some prawns on to my face and i was lay down in the sandwich bit in marks and spencer and i was pretending that i was a prawn and mayonnaise sandwich and a man actually tried to buy me and it was so funny when he went to pay for me at the till because the lady said that he couldnt buy me because i was a man and then when he looked at me more closely he realised that i was a man and we both just burst out laughing and he said that he couldnt believe that i wasnt a sandwich and i said that he must have realised that i wasnt a sandwich by the weight of me when he was carrying me over to the till and he said that he just wasnt paying any attention because he was on his telephone and he kept on saying that he couldnt believe what had just happened to him and a lady had to get him a chair to sit down on next to the magazine bit because he was shaking loads and then a other lady was shouting at me so i ran out of there and a man tried to grab me but i sliced him away with the side of my hand and now i am hiding behind the bins at the back of primark until it is safe for me to go and get the bus back to my own house.

 

Sarra. You were so cute. Now you're starting to scare me.

 

i am back at my own house now and i climbed on to the roof of primark to have a look for all of the people that was looking for me and i saw the lady from marks and spencer say that they should just call it a day because it is getting late and a man had a torch on his jacket and when the coast was clear i ran back to my own house and it took me a hour because there wasnt any buses for me to go on and when i got back to my own house i looked in the mirror that is next to my bedroom for ages and then i went for a shower and then i went and lay on my bed until it was morning time

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bNydAk41z4&list=FL7PiF3uJfSBPdzGYE2cKEFA&index=1

I can't even believe those guys can dance better on heels than I can walk on them :/
And he has sexy legs.

 

Hawaii 5.0, aloha, mele kalikimaka, surf lingo, bro I was stocked when I caught that tasty barrel!

Cell walls are thicker than plasma membranes and were originally discovered by Robert Hooke in a sample of cork...

and FYI Bar exam applications must be post marked by may 1st.

 

But Shinji died before this battle.

 

Your point being what, exactly?

 

hax

 

how dare you impugn upon my honour in such a fashion

Spoiler

 

I laughed harder than I should have

 

They must be badass, fighting bare handed.

 

In other news, I have a new dog.

 

Fucking recap episode, give me more 1080P DOLLJOINTS: THE ANIMU

 

rescue or store?

 

http://forum.romulation.net/index.php?topic=61920.msg1433759#msg1433759

I love people like this.

 

Which of those two posts am I supposed to be laughing at, I honestly can't tell

 

You're not meant to be laughing.
I just love stirring up dicks who have no clue.

 

aren't you just the most adorable little thing

 

watch out suis, you might get IP blacklisted