Spam Thread Mk. III

*facepalm* i never said nor implied that i don't have nice shoes. i, in fact, have loafers, aka nice shoes, that fit and are comfortable to wear for long periods of time, however they are black, and the park wants white shoes. and *second facepalm* i said that i could understand why they wouldnt rent out shoes like they do the uniforms, because of foot fungus and all that nasty crap. i didnt say that i was refusing to buy any, hell, its within reason since im getting a job.

 

just buy some fucking shoes. you'll get back the money in a month.

 

less crying, more buying
you could have already been to wallmart and back by now

 

even before you were bitching that you thought i was bitching about needing to buy shoes, i was planning on getting them. i was merely stating my opinion, i wasnt getting upset over needing to get shoes

 

Oh my god, have you brought the shoes already? Can we move on with life?

 

oh my god, i need to hitch a ride when someones actually going out cuz i cant drive and im right by a highway, and

 

Dude, just shut up already.

 

Wearing Crocs is like getting a blow job from a dude. It feels great until you look down and realize you're gay.

 

Oh for the love of heyzeus, shut up already you fucking aborted cumstains.

I hear anymore talk of shoes I'm gonna put some boots up your asses and change your names to Shirley. God damn women.

 

They'd better be nice boots. You wearing the right kind of pants to get away with it?

 

how would it work to shove a shoe up someones ass? there's quite a difference between the sizes. while it'd be nasty to have a shoe in the first place, i'd just feel like a pedophile if there was a baby's shoe lodged there

 

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i like these boots

reider wears pants? i always assumed he sat in his underwear and a stained wife beater shouting at passing children

 

I can put on the right kind of pants just for you babe. <3

The scary thing is that I'm perfectly calm. Seeing me angry is a glorious and truly violent event.

I'm gonna put a big boot and a little boot up yours.

They're alright boots. I'm more of a khakis and polo shirt kinda guy these days.

 

Nah, I always pictured him as a guy in a really loud hawaiian shirt and 3/4s

with socks and sandals

 

hai gais

 

so fucking bored I cant pass out.......

and I like my docs, very nice granite color.

 

still doesn't answer the question. how can an adult boot fit up anyones asshole?

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lol to think all this came from me saying im excited for the games coming out this fall

 

It's hyperbole, a figure of speech, basic stuff you learn from going to school and paying attention.

 

my school never actually taught me hyperbole, I had to learn it by myself.