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Spam Thread Mk. III

Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Reider, Dec 20, 2009.

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  1. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    That's not a horse
     
  2. Lephantome92

    Lephantome92 Well-Known Member

    pokemon smash was upsetting. they didn't reveal anything new, just showed sylveon
     
  3. version3

    version3 Is actually KappaMikey in the internet

    It is ;-;
     
  4. Suiseiseki

    Suiseiseki Well-Known Member

    It's okay man I would hang out with you any day
     
  5. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    Finally the raptor could take it no more! Squealing as if she intended to drown out all other sounds that had ever been made by anything in the history of ever she came hard and fast, her vaginal walls constricting around Joffrey like a vice as wave after wave of putrid velociraptor love tabasco squirted everywhere, dousing the floor and walls of the cage in a layer of horribleness half an inch thick. Joffrey screamed in agony as his frail warm-blooded member was crushed by this merciless barrage, and tried desperately to pull out of her, but it was too late. In a final act of climax she spun around again, taking him with her and cracking his spine in two. Acting on pure instinct, she sank her powerful jaws into the sides of his skull and bit down hard, ripping his head clean in half and scattering flesh and blood everywhere. As her teeth entered his brain, they triggered his pleasure and pain senses, sending him at once into the most disturbingly intense agony a human being can possibly experience and bringing him to such heights of ecstasy as humankind can only dream of. Then he died.
     
  6. Lephantome92

    Lephantome92 Well-Known Member

    well, thats a hell of a thing to read first thing in the morning
     
  7. doommaker

    doommaker Guest

    0__0
     
  8. Loonylion

    Loonylion Administrator Staff Member

    and inaccurate. He was dead the instant his spine snapped.
     
  9. Soluri

    Soluri Well-Known Member

    Fuuuu-, I gained like 15 levels on Aria of Sorrow, and a lot of souls, and now my save is gone.

    I'm gonna cry in a corner :<
     
  10. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/370388468/steampunk-cthulhu-playing-cards?ref=category

    oh my god
     
  11. Niflheim

    Niflheim Horrible evil rat

    [​IMG]
     
  12. Lephantome92

    Lephantome92 Well-Known Member

    I know that feeling. I was pretty far in Pokemon, when my sister took it without me knowing, and started her own game.

    Anyone know how to take down a youtube video of mine someone else put up and took credit for?
     
  13. nex26

    nex26 Well-Known Member

    or, you know, you could not watch it instead of trying to ruin it for everyone
     
  14. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    You could try hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
     
  15. Lephantome92

    Lephantome92 Well-Known Member

    [​IMG]
    didnt seem to do anything, except a sudden headache
     
  16. Niflheim

    Niflheim Horrible evil rat

    [​IMG]

    Welp. Looks like I won't be taking part in the next generation.
     
  17. Alias1983

    Alias1983 Well-Known Member

    The next gen sounds like a waste of time and money, time for more emulation.
     
  18. Suiseiseki

    Suiseiseki Well-Known Member

    Are you kidding, now I can be a famous Let's Player!
     
  19. Stanley Richards

    Stanley Richards Well-Known Member

    Uhh hi im uhhh welcome to my my lets play game video uhhh
     
  20. Suiseiseki

    Suiseiseki Well-Known Member

    yeah but I have an accent, I got this made
     
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