Spam Thread Mk. III

Poor parents

 

What in Davy Jones' locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I'll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I've
led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o' swag. I'll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o' pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o' monsoon that'll wipe ye off the map. You're sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o'er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o' the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and
call and I'll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o' the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your
jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn't, ye didn't, and now ye'll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I'll
shit fury all over ye and ye'll drown in the depths o' it. You're fish food now, lad.

 

*Ye, *yer, *yer, *yer, *ye, *Yer

 

dafuq?

 

^i was thinking the same thing

 

Pretty sure a mate I haven't seen in a while is blazed as anything right now and started a conversation with me after a year. Good new years!

 

Happy New Year!
May you all be blessed with my presence for another year.

 

*generic New Year's post*

 

-Generic question about your new years resolutions-

 

-Generic answer about an unreachable goal and being good and shit for New Years resolutions-

 

I wonder how full all the gyms and such will be with everyone swearing to get fit this year.

 

Speaking from experience, same as every year. Full for the last two weeks of January, then back to normal.

 

xD so much easier to be lazy and complain than it is to work out

 

It's better to Kurosaki-Kun.

 

what were you expecting from a brony?

 

lol you mean at the beginning (crowded) or the long run (normal after january)?

 

But it's not even hard to work out, I'm lazy as anything and I still put in my four and a half hours a week. I mean seriously, if you make a resolution that easy it can't be that hard to maintain it.

 

Hey guys how is everyone doing

 

Ok and you?