Spam Thread Mk. III

You are too tiny to beat someone up

 

ok, mr. internet tough guy

 

I was kind of expecting a more... snappy comeback. :\

 

Do you care about people in Africa?

 

Cute

 

Sarra that's not very nice of you

 

meh, couldn't really think of a snappy one, didn't care enough to think harder

 

I think about them every sec of the day.

 

lol i don't give a fuck about Africa.

 

You only care about pizza etc.

 

The only time Seph ever talked to me outside the forum/IRC, except for one time in Starcraft

 

@Suis--oh dear god, do i even want to know?

 

The fact that you didn't just take it in stride shows that you've got a long way to go yet

 

Pizza is pretty delicious

 

OMG BEN HAS NIPPLES?!?!?! WHAT ARE THE CHANCES

 

That's hilarious.

*used to have nipples.

The other day I was trying to buy beer and some old guy fell on his back not two feet from me. He was screaming, "Help! Help me up!" and it took me and some other random guy like 30 seconds to get this guy on his feet again cause he couldn't balance for shit and needed one of those double-cane walker things to move around. And the day before that a deranged and probably homeless customer at another mini-mart was on the verge of physically assaulting the employees. That was the same mini-mart where I saw a dead guy get pulled out of a car earlier this year.

I think I'm going to stop going to mini-marts.

 

That's right, I have his nipples now! I like to wear them on my head and dance in the street to the Sugar Plum Fairy.

 

is the story as amazing as i hope it is?

 

Oh my gawd I so need this.