Spam Thread Mk. III

nobody wants to hear me play guitar live.....I HATE YOU ALL!!!

 

Let's elope to the far corner of the world.

 

With your mother.

 

the wicked witch

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZK509PQuEg

 

for a fun time, copy-paste nyanit.com/nyanit.com/ several times in your browser. have fun!!

 

Appear.

http://oi48.tinypic.com/2ed6tm9.jpg

And disappear.

 

I thought you'd never ask, baby.

 

got a free cassette today, i am living the good life

ftfy

 

Cassette?! Fancy bastard! I'm still stuck with my 8 track.

 

Woke up this morning 5:30 sharp with a blowjob from two bitches, one was trying to fit my humongous 3 pound balls in her mouth while the other was choking halfway on my 18 and 3\8 inch dick. Must have came about a quart of sperm. They wanted more, cockslapped them unconscious, I had to hit the gym. Frontflipped from my 14th floor loft into my valet parked 2015 Ferrari (I got connexions) and gave the valet 3000$ in loose change. Pushed my shit to about 4 hundo (mph, mind you) and I was at the gym in no time. When I entered, the room scent suddently changed from sweat to wet pussy. That;s just the effect I have on hoes. Did my usual relax routine, 6000 push-ups, 8500 crunches, bench pressed 30 plates, etc. etc. you know the drill. After doing my shitin 16 minutes, my super strong senses got in action, I was smelling pussy. I looked up, and sure enough this fly honey was coming towards me. When i say fly, I mean that bitch was fine as a fucking umbrella. 18 years old, 44DD titties on a tight fucking frame. I mean a real skinny bitch, the type you losers jack off to, she didnt weigh more than 5 pounds. Took out my trouser monster and she started to squirt hard, she was convulsing and having 6 orgasms at the same time. Then I gave it to her while all the guys were giving me high fives and all the hoes were on the floor squirting like motherfucking fountains. Made the slut beg for my cum, but I didn't give it to her to prove a point, I still came but only compressed air came out, imagine your best orgasm, then multiply it by 35. Didn't say nothing, hopped back in the Ferrari and went back home. Now I'm sitting here, drinking 15 000$ champagne and eating gold plated sushis made by the 2 bitches from earlier. Its only 6:30 and I did more in 1 hour than you faggots will do your whole life. Enjoy jacking off to stupid drawn pictures. Peace out nerds

 

Sounds like you live a boring life.

 

i cant wait for this cd thing people be talking about

 

This just came to mind but where the hell has Suis been?

 

I have been exactly where I have always been.

You need to learn how to ask the right questions.

 

Someone help me I'm watching an anime called Sword Art Online and kind of liking it

Help me

Please

Before I turn into a horrifying monster

 

...too late.

 

im going to quote everyone's first comment

 

Oh hey Suis.