Spam Thread Mk. III

Did you really have to reply to all of those

 

Did you really have to post that?

But to answer your question, no, but I'm drunk and I feel like proving that being drunk isn't an excuse for making constant typos, but then again, saying that you're drunk is pretty retarded, isn't it?
What.

 

I bet it took you ten minutes to type that

 

So are you.

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Go chug 5 full bottles of vodka please

 

damn proud of it!

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since Niflheim's already drunk, *5 more bo...

 

Sure 5 more so long as they're large ^^

 

Only a problem if you make it one!

 

✔ Verified Pokemon Master

 

Nope. Gotta catch 'em all

 

I was reading à book about some fairy. Then the fairy got multiple orgasms. Like what the hell.

 

so i guess it's not a children's fairy tale?

 

The deputy principal at a school my brother went to has been charged with multiple counts of child molestation. I am more sour than usual today.

 

Ouch, man

 

The worst part is I don't know how to approach my brother about it, he was 7 when that dickhead joined the school, so yeah...

 

how close was your brother to Mr. Dickhead?

 

We recently had a case where a principal got sent to court for charges of underage sex with his students.

 

You guys sure have some good schools.

 

lolwut

 

Apparently not close, he never taught him or his friends so it's good.

 

you can probably just break the news to him casually then, since they weren't close