Spam Thread Mk. III

You're just the warmest, cuddliest group of shitheads I've ever seen.

 

... Dafaq. You must be kidding me.
You can just go out to walk for some minutes.
And of course you're not gonna get friends if you stay all day inside.
Go out and make some friends.

 

Glad you're here then, oh great leader!

 

Chubs.

Hahahahahaha, it's not that simple, sunshine.
If it was, I'd have never ended up like this in the first place.
But enough of that, I'm off, seeya! :B

 

Unless you don't have Agoraphobia, going outside isn't that hard no.

 

going outside to grab a beer and a pack of chips and some monster energy drink

 

So what you're saying is, if he has agoraphobia, going out is easy?

 

I wish I had a bottle of whisky atm..

 

I totally meant that yes!

That was the combination 'Unless you have' and 'If you don't' :3

 

BOP BODDELY BAO!!

 

There are definitely worse things to spend money on.

 

hi

 

sup

 

>Be in high school
>Meet cute girl in class
>I think she's cute and shit
>She starts going on about her boyfriend
>Like all the fucking time
>Any conversation with her involves her boyfriend somehow
>Ok. Wouldn't want to go and ruin someone's relationship just to get my dick in
>Keep talking to her as a friend
>Don't think about it too much
>End up dating another girl from class
>Inform the first girl
>"Hey I'm with B now! <insert smiley face>"
>her: Oh..this is awkward now..
>"Why what's wrong?"
>Cause I like you
>"I thought you loved your bf? You talk about him all the time."
>I was just talking about him to make you jealous
> women think jealously gets guys

 

Greentext, "feels" and relationshit

Fuck's sakes if I wanted to see that I'd still be browsing /fit/

 

hi i can do the tongue tornado trick.

works every time

 

you're one creepy motherfucker

 

And this is why I keep the fuck away from 4chan.

 

That shit is all over 4chan, bro.
EDIT:

 

What made you think anyone would be interested?