Spam Thread Mk. III

Sarcasm. D:

 

She's got the flu, so no. I'm not gonna get sick just for some nookie.
Also, giving me "suggestions" on how I can sleep with my girlfriend is kinda redundant, just saying

Yeah, I hear that from a literary point of view it's considered boring and badly written. I will read it and find out if this is in fact the case.

 

fifty shades of gay

 

I hate to say it, but I've seen better erotica on furaffinity.

 

^ I wonder how well you know that site

On an unrelated note:

Spoiler

Oh my darling....I love you. let us never be apart. I just wanna curl up with you everynight...stroke your pages, run my hands along your spine gently, and devour you with my eyes. No need to cover up, I love you as you are. You're always interesting and you always have a story to tell me. You don't want me to change. There are others who want to tell us our love is wrong. Others who want to change you for their own sick purposes. You're mine and I'll never let anyone harm you. I'll see you later tonight on my bed. No need for you to put anything on, my hands like you bare to the touch....smooth, silky, soft. I can barely wait. I love you, Book.

 

ok, here's the plan. you ask her out on a date and i'll feed you instructions through a hidden earpiece. you'll be having sex on her in no time.

the woman will be the virgin who has never kissed a man before and the guy will be cold and broken from his last relationship where his waifu cheated on him with his bestfriend from childhood. he'll teach her the ways of the penis and she'll teach him to love again. some drama happens at the start of the third arc but they get through it. fin

 

You don't want to know.

 

you mean fifty shades of porn?

 

Like Suis needs help with getting laid.

 

..true.

 

why you wash floppy disc?

 

Whenever people mention "getting laid", I tend to imagine them as eggs inside a chicken's body who are literally trying to get laid

 

sitting in the car rocks my socks.

 

grr, it sucks not having a job or having the tools/ having access to the tools to make a portable n64. that would be so epic, but alas, i suffer. hopefully i can get a college job, at least

 

I made one with my bro once (Im actually still looking for the right type of plastic for the case....) I can show you a pic if you like.tho its not 100% complete... :/

 

saved as everyromancenovelever.txt

Would not be surprised.

 

:V

 

Man, movie are getting delayed left and right after that shooting during Rises. I hope they won't do that shit with Expendables 2.

 

Prawn Cocktail Pringles make my eyes water.

 

yeah, the main problem for me would be making the case. though last night i actually thought about what a wooden case would be like. probably too bulky when it's stable enough. also, idk if my dad has a soldering kit, so theres that problem, and then it might be tricky finding an old n64 cheap (though i have an idea of a store). as for the screen, just looked that up and replacement camera screens are surprisingly cheap! then theres the whole inexperience w/ soldering and circuitry and whatnot.