Spam Thread Mk. III

lol who are you^ xD

 

YO MAMA

...ithink. ;^;

 

Why don't you ever know anything? >:[

 

BECAUSE YOUR FACE

...
ithink.

 

This "ithink" thing has to go.

 

The "Do you know you have your own Youtube channel" thing has to go as well.

 

I've only gotten that once, it was weird but I haven't seen it since so I'm not too flustered about it.

 

This coffee looks atrocious.

 

Why does everybody tell me about their sex when I'm having none? It's like life has a vendetta against me.

 

meow meow I'm a dog

 

Cute

 

And now it all makes sense.

 

What the hell. The toilet is spacing.

Well fuck. I didn't expect I had to begin my day with my hand in the toilet.

Alright: EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW

FUCK THIS SHIT.
No pun intended.

EEEEWWWWWWW

 

I think I would cry if that happened to me

 

SPACE TOILET

 

DONT EAT THE FUCKING CAKE.

 

I have no idea why i read that

 

The toilet is flooding when you flush it. Can't be good.

Anyways, when you're in deep shit, remember: it's worse when you have to clean somebody else's shit.

Oh god this was one nasty morning :<

DUDE THERE WAS CAKE?

 

how many people live in the same place as you? cuz if its not just you, youre still cleaning other ppl's shit. (danggit, why must modern slang have made it that this would be such a horrible, unavoidable pun?!?!)

@Stanley Richards and Sarra93, my youngest sister would practically fly away from the scene of coffee like that. but dang, the spider took up more than the entire bottom of a mug?!?!