Spam Thread Mk. III

The humidity is killin me.

Beijing, I'm tellin ya... is the most humid city in China right now...

 

I've been in China two years ago and it sucked. Your hotels are disgusting.
Shangai was ok though.
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Cause, hotels who only sell sex toys, food that has clearly passed their expiration date (fungi) and shopkeepers who stalk you for hours aren't funny.

 

It's not as bad as it seems, you just ended up in the wrong parts of town. The only good places are Beijing and Shanghai. Beijing is the crappier, though

 

'bout that- kinda don't wanna get kicked out of college (thats the only place i saw her, we kinda live like 6 hrs apart), and (stop the fucking bitching when i say this) im the boring kind and will wait till im married

 

Penis.

 

i regularly walk about with college with my penis out so you don't need to worry about getting kicked out or anything, and lol

 

True love waits. Just kidding, abstinence is for people who can't get laid and rely on an excuse to save face.

What, that I want to fuck her face?

 

fuck, shoulda never brought this up in the first place. probably woulda gotten better answers on 4chan, assholes
also, fuck, i keep forgetting rule 14

 

sounds like you had already decided before you asked the question

 

I'm uploading another guitar cover solo is so crappy xD oh well go to my Guitar cover topic to check it out when its finished...

 

i was, and still am, rather unsure about if i fz'd her. just thought id get an actual answer of yes or now instead of a near unanimous "you shoulda banged her"

 

You obviously think far too highly of us if you expect serious answers

 

RL stuff on the internet? Read a book!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjchvpxJ2rQ&feature=plcp

 

if you want her, ride your razor scooter over there with a boombox, ride up outside her house and blast that thing so loud it wakes up everyone, and then when she looks out her window to see whos the god damn crazy fuck, throw the lasso and pull her the fuck out of there then ride off with her dragging behind you, she will love you forever.

 

http://bit.ly/Na5cdQ
semi relevant song

 

why am I so good at this game holy balls

 

Awesome name.

 

so very weird random note, but did u guys know that the Japanese word "Suka"(which means ok, or alright in english) also means prostatute in the russian language, also the word "harem' (which is basicy muilti partnering like a love triangle, and etc.) resembles to the arabic word "harom"(which translates into 'sin' in english.)

Japanese is a dirty language.

 

Yet when you listen to it it "sounds" cleaner than other asian languages...I don't know why this is for me.