Spam Thread Mk. III

neither was the first

 

it's not scary at all...

 

It's actually pretty cute.

 

yeah, and the hand thing was just like "whatevs"

 

The first one was scary.
Freaking heart attack :/

 

The first was full of bad surprise scares.
The second doesn't even have that since it's already expected. And a hand?

Basically, you're the manliest wimp ever, Surry.

 

Oi, all the guys I know got a semi heartattack after the first one.
The second one was funny.

But YEAH. I'm very manly, yes indeed.

 

I don't know anything about that!

 

Of course, nobody tells me anything and I have to find you guys.

 

>Chipmunk running around
>Tell little brother, "hey look!"
>He chases it onto porch near my dog on a runner
>Shout at him to get away while I hold dog for like 2 whole minutes
>Dog finally gets and pretty much eats chipmunk alive while my little brother watches
>I have to pretty much pull him away
>I'm high as fuck the whole time
God damn nature is a bitch.

 

Genocide.

...

REPPUKEN.

 

Just donated for the Humble Indie Bundle V.

 

heh, never knew it could be so easy to turn an internal harddrive from a dead pc into and external storage device!! i think i like stubbed my toe on an old comp, and thought "hrm, would it be possible to turn this into an external harddrive? to the interwebz!!" and so i looked it up, and hopefully the two comps died for non-hdd reasons, cuz i could prolly convince mine parents to let me get the proper stuff and be productive!! we do our monthly "big" grocery/supply shopping in a few days, so i can see if walmart has the hdd case i'd need. *crosses fingers*

 

RA RA ZOMBIE ATTACKS IN THE US OF A

Also, heavy rain.

 

That feeling when random people call you Ath .-.

Also, love is like a fart, if you're trying to force it, it's probably gonna be shit.

 

why the fuck can't americans pronounce buoy

 

Because they can't pronounce anything right

Also, why can't I block those "subscribe for 2000 friend requests" guys who flood my newsfeed with cheesy pictures?

 

better

 

yeah, that makes it total edgy and stuff. cunts.

 

Just drove to the bank and on the way I saw a guy in a wheelchair just strolling down the middle of the road like he was in a vehicle. Holding up traffic and everything. I wanted to take a picture but I'm not a huge asshole, sort of.