Spam Thread Mk. III

what

 

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i'll take 8

 

XD

 

A post that made me chuckle in the Spam Thread!?

*clap clap clap*

 

I feel a certain amount of accomplishment from those responses =3

 

Can you get one for me?

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This poem doesn't rhyme
So there.

 

Roses are tits
Violets are tits
I like tits
Tits.

 

Your appreciation for the female homo sapiens' mammary glands lacks sufficient signs of hormonal attraction. Allow me to use a simple non-complicated sentence that can be used even by the humans with lacking of outstanding vocabulary as well as expressing sexual arousal on the said female organ.

*Ahem*


BOOBIES!

 

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Vodka costs less
Than dinner for two

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JRpNCBE__g

 

o:

 

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like rape
and whenever i admit it, it generally kills the conversation

 

violets are violet
that's why they're called violets...

 

violets are blue

 

Your face is red

 

why haven't you changed your avatar yet?

 

Screw you guys