Spam Thread Mk. III

HI!

 

Herro fellow poneh lover

 

Are people still banging on about ponies? I thought that would have died down by now

 

it's now filtered down to people like gir, which makes it ten times as worse than it ever was

 

People like gir are the fans who want to bang ponies.

 

When the fuck did I ever say that?

 

The very moment you became a brony

 

Post a screenshot of it, NOW

 

I like capitalized and bold text. GOOD JOB GIR

 

fuck valentine's day. this morning i woke up fine, not giving a shit about today. however, when i got rejected to be an accompanist for who i was practicing w, and not even being told the whole truth, things started getting shitty. that hurt enough, but then during choir i overheard a bunch of people practically bragging over how many balloons their bf/gf got them. that marks when i just felt like worthless shit, fully getting the single feeling of loneliness that accompanies valentine's day

 

One thing that may cheer you up is, well on Valentines day couples have to buy the love of their significant other. I dunno about you but if you have to do that, its better off waiting until you get into a mature relationship that doesn't revolve around materialism.

 

I got my gf a giant teddy bear. Yesterday, of course. Today is the 15th.

 

God dammit Devon, what did I say about time-traveling?

 

Uh, you didn't say anything about time traveling?

 

Y U NO LISTEN
Time traveling into the future can bring dangerous, catastrophic, world-ending events!

 

Time traveling into the future? Isnt that like.....just waiting?

 

I live in GMT+12

 

Valentines day here= girls getting gifts and guys getting laid (aiming to at least)

 

luckily where I am Valentines day is over~

 

HI