Spam Thread Mk. III

There are 33 achievements for Half Life 2 on Steam.

 

A common belief says that cats always land on their feet; well they usually do - but not always. A cat can reflexively twist its body and right itself using its acute sense of balance and flexibility. This is known as a cat 'righting reflex'. It always rights itself the same way, provided it has the time to do so during a fall. Certain Cats that don't have a tail are a notable exception, since a cat moves its tail and relies on conservation of angular momentum to set up for landing.

 

I think this thread is spam, and it should be locked.

 

must resist falling troll bait & locking the spam thread...

 

Yeah! >:O


Weird day. Just got a slap on my right cheek, a slap on my left cheek, another on my right, a bump on my forehead, a hug, a shake on my poor brain and a punch on a shoulder. Can't say I couldn't laugh at my little predicament.

 

Jezus! What happened?

 

Absolve your sins or go to hell.

 

I had no idea, but I had the last laugh.

 

XD
On TV here there is a TV show where 1 single woman dates 3 men and with one men asks on his date after a half hour the name of the woman

 

Hippopotamus milk is pink.

 

Huh. So that's where strawberry milk comes from.

 

Hippo tits are strawberries?

 

hippos cant swim

 

STRAWBERRY BOOBIES!

 

yum

 

A moogle that turns into a crossbow. Now I've seen everything.

 

pics nao

 

Um...whats an "Italian chandelier"? "

 

It's like reverse inverted doggy style.

 

Stop lurking on wikipedia, it makes you learn