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Gorgeous

 

ROFLMAO

 

Happy New Years Romies

 

I was out for a hike one day when I found a young girl at the top of a cliff, all alone and crying.

"Hey kid, why are you crying?" I asked.

"Mister, my mommy's all the way down there at the bottom of the cliff! sniff"

"Oh no..."

sniff "She fell! And my daddy tried to catch her and he fell too!"

I put a hand on her little shoulder. We had a quiet moment there, the two of us, alone, at the top of the cliff.

Then the little girl said, "Mister, why are you unbuckling your belt?"

"Sorry kid. Today's just not your day."

 

Can't wait for December to come again. Expecting a collective "GODDAMMIT" from the people who believe in the whole Mayan Calendar thing.

 

That will be so much fun. As you said, can't wait.

 

Yeah, lol

 

They'll be angry that they lived?

 

Wait, I might be confusing this with Rapture. Still, I guess losing an argument and wasting so much time preparing for something that will never come might also cause anger.

 

Mario Galaxy is too big. Wii games are too big in general with all the garbage data padding it.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6eHmLT6GLo

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It's a great game.

 

I would usually believ that shit. But I have seen the same thing happen in 2003 and then 2006. That's how I know this whole this is bullshit. Also, god says nobody knows when the final day will occur, so I'm pretty sure a group of people who weren't even sure what they worshiped could possibly know

 

Did He now? Did He say it in English or Hebrew?

 

In whatever language your holy book is written in. If you dont believe in god, don't ask any smartass questions Devon please. (not because of you, but because I have very little knowledge of other religions beside mine, which I'd prefer not to mention)

 

I will ask any question I please, you don't have to answer anything.

 

Did the KYM transfer in this thread already?

 

XD

 

I don't believe in God, but I have a bible study app on my android (thanks StanLee James)

 

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