Spam Thread Mk. III

idk i'm too embarrassed to read it.

I can't speak to you right now.

 

Ehehehe, I'm a minority.

 

seriously? u did or said nothing last year that u regret and wanna hit urself for?

lucky man

 

Me too.

 

If anything I'd want to give my last year self a manly handshake for being so badass.

 

I get that feeling all the time.

 

I'm more focused on beating the hell out of 2009 me

 

So you've all been stupid at some point.

Big deal. Just be glad you've improved yourselves in your eyes.

 

Oh Stan, you bring up the most hilarious things

 

I would kick my 2009 self in the face.

 

i'm so tempted to follow this guy's example and write a letter to my past self about what a fucktard i was and would be from that point till now.

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/345/d/5/letter_to_my_dumb_younger_self_by_doitforthelulz-d4iujz0.png

 

lol, time travel paradox as usual.

The SOPA ad airing on my TV almost sounds self-parodying. "Illegal foreign websites destroy AMERICAN jobs...Blah blah we strongly urge you to protect jobs and intellectual property of AMERICAN citizens etc etc help us stop online piracy and protect AMERICAN jobs."
I think they might have mentioned American jobs once or twice.

 

I would buy my 2009 self a drink because that year was pretty awesome.

 

wow. i hate that commercial.

theres the one with offices being deleted too

what were u doing that year?

 

Maybe I should get some iFrogz Earpollution headphones.
What do you think, guys?

 

Kicking ass and earning my diploma.

 

http://youtu.be/uSThrDFhoHM

If this were a cake, it would be a good cake.

 

* Assisting Jonez on his "date" today ^-^

 

>.<
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Im nut ok i promiss

authors nute- hay peeps im goin 2 try writin a stroy 4 my littel pwny becaus da new show roks as much as GC. all goffik peeps pls reveiw. evry1 else GET DA FUCK OTTA HERE!

chapta 1- da nite dhat changd everythang

hi my name is Nite Black Histeria Moon Star Sparkel. i liv in ponyvill and run a goffik clothin stoore (an- lik hot topik lol). im goffik and a loner and only reli on my sistar Twilite Sparkkel 4 thangs.

i had 2 run teh store 2day soo i put on my blak lacy corset and blak pufffy skirt wit 4 blak lather hi heeled shoes. i put a blak ring dhat sad 666 on it (an-im a athest who warships satin) on my horn and put MCR (dhey fukin rok!) bands on mah wings.

"hay bitch" twilite said as i was gong to work.

"hay slut" i retorted.

"u look kawaii" she went.

"so do u lol" i said. she was wearin a purpel gothik dress wit blak fishnet stokings.

"i hav 2 rite a friendshit letta 2 dhat fukin prep Celesta. i HATE DHAT FUCKIN BATCH!" twilite yelled.

"lol i do too. shes almost as much of a fukin prep as dhat bitch Rareity. i gotta go hore." i said.

i went 2 mah shoop then.

on my way i passed Rareities fashon shop and her and a bunch of othar preps laughed at me. i put my middel finga up at dhem and dhey gasped and ran inside.

i got 2 me shop and sold a bunch of stuff and shit wen som1 cam in da door.

it was…..BAG MAKINTOSH!1

"hay" he said in a drepressed way.

he was SO fukin hot. he had on a linkin park tshirt wit 4 blak sk8tar shoes on his hoofs. he had died his maine black and wore tons of blak eyelinar. he looked jus like Gerard Way in da musik video 4 Helana where he sang sexily into da mike.

"hay" i said bak bluching.

"i hav tikets 2 da MCR concert tonite. u wanna go wit me?1" he axed

"O MY FUKIN GOD! i FUCKIN LUV MCR!" i screemed.

"will u go dhen" he askd agian.

"sure" i said goffikally.

l8tar dhat nite me and twilite got redy 4 da concert. Bag macintosh came in appeljaks truk but it was painted blak. it had bumpa stikers 4 evanesence, gc, marilon manson and otter gothik bands on it. we all did crack, coke, weed, and alcholol on da way 2 da koncert.

wen we got dhere i startred 2 screem beecause gerard way came on da stage.

gerard and da band sang da song Ghost of U

"at da end of da wrold or da last thing i see you r nevar cumin home never cumin home" gerard sang.

just dhen i saw Bag Mac gettin an eruction. he locked away embarased.

"its ok" i said. "i think sensative bi-ponys r really hot" (an-if ur a homophube dhen GTFO)

"ur so kool Nite Spakel" he went puttin hiss hoovs around me.

"yah lol"

afta da concart Bag Mak drov his truck into Evarfree Forest.

"y r we here?" i asked.

"Nite sparkel i brought u to da concart beecause i had to tell u somthang" he said staring at me wit longin in his eyes.

"wut?" i retarted.

"i cant tell u so maybee dhis song will help u undarstand"

just dhen he started to sing 'Wak me up Inside" lik a male versian of Amy Lee.

"do u-" i stated to say b4

"YES I LUV U NITE SPARKEL. MORE DHAN DA WORLD ITSELF!1"

just dhen we started takin off eachotters cloths and got on da hood of da kar. he stuk his Big Mac into mine and we did it 4 da 1st tim.

Twilite thuoght we were kute. "Kawaii" she sad watchin us do it. i kud tell she was turned on by da lock in her eyes.

suddenly we herd some1 yell. "WAT DA FUCK R U DOIN U MOTHERFUKERS!"

it was…..Princess Celerstia!1