Spam Thread Mk. III

i think i forget to breathe when i have earphones in

 

O really?

 

It's Tauranga, thank you very much

Silly woman

 

???

 

I think I forget to breathe when I have my penis in an electrical socket. Our issues are very similar.

 

That's too bad, u can breath out smoke if u did

 

No shortage of Oil in Tauranga.

 

Oh right, my bad

Keep them in longer, plz

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ezeMxCjCI&feature=mfu_in_order&list=UL

 

I don't think anyone can traumatize a 7-year-old kid with silicon masks with fake blood.

 

I really love my Alcohol
It makes me really Queer
I start myself with Bourbon
Wash it down with some cheap beer
And then I chug some Red Wine
Drinking Vodka is not enough
Don't give me Gin and Tonic
Man that drink is pussy stuff
Then I go for some Jack Daniels
But I add a little twist
I throw some Absynthe in the cup
To make the bestest mix
Now I'm starting to feel the buzz
But I'm still a ways away
Man I better drink this Green Label
Six glasses makes my day
Now I think it's safe to say
That I'm no longer in a funk *hic*
Cause I've drunk enough to kill a horse
I'm finally fucking drunk! *thud*

 

You can traumatize them when they see one of their friends lose a leg to a well-placed bear trap though.

 

Is that part of a song?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC08jJ644L4

 

Why is it listed as "unlisted"

 

Now that you mention it

 

i'm nothing but nice to you, YOU HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PERSON

 

Wow, my tweet was on TV today

 

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