Spam Thread Mk. III

Ew, puns, I'll just excuse myself this one.

 

C'mon, don't be like that. Just try it, it's not hard...Look, think more of it being wordplay rather than what I said, at first.

So, hmm, I give out another clue, kay? Let's see...hmmm...okay.
It's has something do with what other word YOU could call a girl; mostly used in slang and it's NOT inappropriate. Also, it's what you call a group of peoples that stars on shows; you mostly hear this being said for sitcoms and movies and stuff. I don't think I could be more simplexes than that. Somebody, anybody?

 

You Grrrr at her!

 

You...Grrr...At her?

LOL That wasn't even remotely close, but I suppose that would get a girl's attention if it was directed at one.

I slightly re-wrote the clue I told you earlier, go back and look what I jot down.

 

But it totally make sense! People call them grrls sometimes.
And bitches sometime.
STUPID ANTS GO AWAY.

 

Okay, muddy, since you're like the only person trying to figure it out, I'm just gonna come out and say it.


What is the best way in getting girl's attention?

By promising to broadcast them.

Broad is another way to call a girl...well, a girl

And cast and what the group of people who work on the set are called.

Ya know what, I shoulda said: What do you call a girl who works a set of a film? That woulda made more sense...I guess.

 

i don't get it

 

Yeah, that would've made more sense.

 

...Hmm, I suppose it's like...hmm, shit I can't even example it...

Looking back on it, I guess it doesn't to me neither. It sounded right when I thinking it up, tho.

Crap, man! That's what I get for trying to make one up...

Dammit, I friggen blew.

Next time, I'm gonna think one over, before actually writing it down. ;P

 

Pun based riddles never make sense to me.
: /

 

And they always hurt me.
: /

 

Then at least some good came of it.
: )
Sorry Muddy, please forgive me D:

 

Ah, i love fallout

 

Evile

I CREATED A NEW WORD FOR PARAS Evil+vile=Evile.

 

douches and douchettes

 

...Yeah. *SAD FACE, too*

But look, after thinking and consulting this over with meh bro, I thought of these.

Okay, first one.

Okay, so a dog was walking through the woods, when he noticed a wolf sitting on a log weeping; yeah a weeping wolf, weird, right? Anyways, the dog walks over to the wolf and asks...

What do you think the dogs says? The answers is actually two, I'll accept any one of them, if figured out. This is the one I made up.

Here's the one my brother made.

What do you call a person who runs barefoot?
The actually answer's pretty interesting.

And finally another one from me.

What do you call a pig that doesn't like to share in sports?

If you reply to the riddles I wrote, you doesn't halfta be for all. It could be for one...Anyways, good luck figuring it out, guys...If ya dare.

 

Loony is an epic guy! He will sort a problem out for me =D.
Man, I wish there were more admins out there like Seph and Loony.

 

haha sly dig at reider

you

 

why are you such a pussy?
a mexican
a sports fan

me?

 

@nex

why are you such a pussy? (No...But you got the "Why are you..." part right, dude)
a mexican (...What? LOL)
a sports fan (Uh-uh, but Imma change the third one up a bit, so you can figure it out better)