Spam Thread Mk. III

Of course not with my girlfriend, I actually like her. She's also crazy smart so I actually have to engage my brain if I want to hold a conversation with her. Like, we went to a waterfall and stood on a bridge and talked about the aesthetics of Bioshock, which eventually led into a dicussion about the pros and cons of objectivism, resulting in the general consensus that Ayn Rand had her head up her ass when she wrote Atlas Shrugged. I'm quite happy to push sex to the back of my mind when it comes to a more intellectual pleasure, like talking to someone who I don't have to simplify shit for.

And yes. Yes we do.

 

... Hi.

 

This weariness isn't going away.

 

Is that Saber?

 

Try holding conversations with Devon and Nate then. Maybe even Cahos (sp?).

 

Yeah, from Unlimited Codes. "Saber Lily" is the Google search.

 

I can't use big complicated english words with you. AND HI YOU SHOULD BE ON MSN MORE OFTEN JUST SAYING

Devon and I don't do big long talks and shit, we're BLOKES. Haven't talked to Natalie in ages but it is also pretty great talking to her. But people I can talk to using my full intellectual capacity are few and far between so it's nice to date a genuinely smart girl who thinks like I do.

EDIT: I really should point out that I'm incredibly racist towards 99% of Filipino people. v3 is the only exception I have needed to make in years of hanging on the net.

 

Yup. And yeah, and then you should invite me to your friends

And wtf.

 

I'm scared that my plane will crash tomorrow :'(

 

Have you finally come to your senses and decided to fly here

I'm a gentleman so I'll get you tipsy first

 

You can't go on a plane when you're tipsy.
And yeah, I'm going to Estonia, Latvia and Finland

 

I wasn't talking about getting on the plane, and I am in none of those places.

 

If you've ever seen any final destination movie you know exactly how this will end for you

 

lol. Why.

 

oh u

Yeah, all of them.
This sucks :/

Because you can't do anything about it when it crashes :s

 

And why would it crash.

 

not true. you could unbuckle 4 other passengers and jam them all around you in a box shape while you curl in the fetal position in a middle seat (avoid using kids if possible)...its a billion to one chance but worth your life to try it

well...that was my stupid idea of the day I want kettle corn now

 

Yeah okay that's me done, feels weird being so suggestive

 

NEWSFLASH: PLANES CAN CRASH!

Yeah, that's because you're being suggestive to me.
It's always awkward.

 

♫"I'm in love with a girl I hate,
she enjoys pointing out every bad thing about me,
I'm in love with a critic and a skeptic,
a traitor I'd trade her in a second" ♪

If you can guess where thats from u get a fresh warm brownie