Spam Thread Mk. III

hey jbh got a kym.
sweet!

 

pretty chilled actually, listening to fleet foxes and just made myself a cup of tea. hbu?

 

gnight

 

night-night

 

Nope.

 

Don't wake up actually thats harsh


Have a bad dream

 

silly athy

 

For the nerds who are long for the nostalgia of all their favorite games..

http://www.explodingrabbit.com/games/super-mario-bros-crossover

 

Erm guys. I have a friend who lost one of his cats and he has no idea what to do.He has no picture of the cat whatsoever and its blind and can hardly smell things.

Anyone have some help? Google has been fucking worthless.

 

Buy a new cat.

 

Seriously. Need some help here..

 

I am being serious. Since you say that the cat is blind and cannot smell, that must mean that the cat is either very old or very sick. Personally, I'd put it out of its misery.
There is also the very real possibility that it might have been run over or preyed upon by a fitter, larger animal.

Solution? Get a new cat.

 

He just said it can't smell THAT well, it CAN smell. It's also got super-hearing.

And seriously, I'm not telling him that it probably got killed and he needs to buy a new one
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Also, he said "fuck off and shove a large erected spiky penis up his virgin asshole."

 

Either do what Toffee said and get a new cat,or just look for it.God knows where that cat is roaming.Hell,it could've gotten killed already.There really isn't much you can't do besides just look for it or get another one.Oh,and your friend doesn't have a picture of the cat,but he should know what his own cat looks like.

 

What type of neighborhood does your friend live in? (Gated community, suburbs, in the middle of the city, etc.)

 

Oh,and by the way.This ain't the best website to asks stuff like that on.Most people,if not all on this site,won't really be able to help.(Like there really is a way)

 

A country side. (I seriously don't want to tell him his cat is probably dead.)

Also, I've tried google and its late at night. I'm seriously the only person he can ask right now, and as I just said.. google was FUCKING WORTHLESS..

 

I guess the best thing to do would be to just ask his neighbors tomorrow if they've seen the cat.

 

Oh so episode 12 has been aired
No I haven't watched it yet, I'm going to watch it later.... after school... I want to watch it now -.-

 

OMG THE CAT'S DEAAAAAAD!!!
ITS DEAAAAAAAAD!!!
ALL HOPE IS GONE!
FACE IT SHAN, THE CAT'S FRIKKIN' DEAAAAAD!!! D: