Spam Thread Mk. III

yay

 

Once upon a time there was a vagina that could never be satisfied. No matter how big & how many dicks go into her she could never be satisfied. To compensate, she goes out of her way to be a a huge cunt & annoy everyone around her. This pissed off the anus that lived next door so much that he asked to be cut off & moved uptown next to his brother the mouth. The mouth's girlfriend, nose however could not stand the fact that anus stank like shit everyday so she broke off with mouth & shot herself dead. The End.

 

how puerile

 

There once was a pencil who dreamt he was a magnet. The next day he decided to pursue his dream so he decided to get an operation to remove his graphite lead core & replace it with a lead rod. After the operation he began rubbing his lead tip on a sheet of galvanized steel in the hopes to magnetize himself. The End.

 

Elfen Lied

Lisa actually told the truth

 

So this guy walks into a bar

and said

OW

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNXJ9tts35A&feature=feedu

 

http://youtu.be/ugfB7UYiGNI

 

A Wild Spam Appeared!

 

Shut up, you're making me hungry

 

Oh Good God.. where's the mod when you need him

 

What is that thing? Not the spam, that thing on the bottom.

I like strawberries. And bananas.

 

PG-13 Cahos.

 

<3

 

Huh?

Those pictures aren't even THAT vulgar.

So they can post that kind of jazz & I can't ???

You know who I'm talking about right?

 

Not at all.

If it's as bad as those images, I'd likely delete them as well.

 

Hello Reider
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Those pictures wouldn't be the kinds you'd want to show to your little brother or grandma

 

And yet I know of a few who posted penis cakes & or other things shaped as a penis on birthday greetings threads on here & they get away with it. Or maybe I should hit the report button if ever I see something like that again ??? But then again as I said, there seem to be those who are privy to such an indulgence.

 

BAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW

In other news: Ryan Dunn from Jackass died in a car crash. Rumors has it he was drunk, but he was definately speeding.

Reminds me of one of the CKY movie commentaries where Bam Margera says Dunn couldn't drive and almost killed him in a car crash during his high school years. But then I don't really give a shit, it's just that I liked Jackass years ago.

 

Same response I have when a Nascar driver dies or an athlete gets injured: I really don't give a fuck, they make obscene amounts of money off of risking their bodies stupidly and some of them get it in the end. It's part of the deal. The reason we know about his death is because we recognize him for risking his life. Big fuckin' surprise.