Spam Thread Mk. III

Is masturbation natural?

 

Heh.

 

yup

 

But sleep is so... dark.

Shhhhhhhhh. >> <<

 

Yes. Sex is too.

and shitting

Now that I think on it, there's a lot of words I can swap in for that sentence and have it still be grammatically correct.

 

I'VE NEVER SEEN A SPAM THREAD SO ACTIVE

*teary eyed*

 

Not for women. Women don't poo.

 

Now I know.


And knowing is half-the-battle.

 

Women actually do have bowels contrary to popular belief

 

Lies.

 

Lol,man.Where'd you get that idea from?

 

You're going to ruin women for them if you tell them about that.

 

i'll tell them any way

its the truth. wait till u marry and in the midst of the night a day will come when u feel a warm fart on ur leg
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or smell a toxic toilet

 

Blame it on the dog.

 

ZOMG WOMEN ARE RADIOACTIVE

 

Lol,wtf?xD

 

and if u have no pets or children yet?

yes, highly

 

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnighhhhhhttzzzzzzzzzzzz~ i'm dragging my fingers acroos the keyboard!

 

Ghosts.

 

Lol,we see that.