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I hear he shops in Maine.


After hitting reply, I want to kill myself for how bad that joke was.

 

Hahahaha! XD


Hmmm... I'm envious of twins..

 

Why's that?

 

Baddd reasons. >.>

 

That just intrigues me more.

 

It's not gay if you're identical twins! =P

 

It's merely masturbation.

 

And that's why I'm jelly. =]

 

You're jelly because you want to have sex with yourself?

wat

 

Yes.
Kind of.
Who wouldn't?

 

I wouldn't do me.

Luckily there are plenty of other people who would do me.

 

What about a female version of yourself?

 

Plenty means few to none I am guessing.

I suppose is the chance was there.

 

Never, I know exactly how fucked up I am and I don't want to go near anyone who has that compounded by a woman's emotional instability.

How did you know?

 

I said guessing. There was a 50/50 I would pick you were being honest or not. I guess I lucked out.

Gonna go pick myself a scratch card at the 24 hour.

 

Haha, oh wow.

 

? who are you?

 

One half of a pair that wants to engage in wincest.

 

Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV!

 

ok?