Spam Thread Mk. III

little bits of stuff join with other little bits of stuff

these bigger bits of stuff can mix together and break up and reform to make new stuff

you can tell what makes something up by putting certain stuff in with the original stuff and checking to see what colour it turns

this is chemistry

 

Just finished reading Vacuum Diagrams.

Depressed.

 

suis, that's deffo going to get me an A
you genius

 

what can I say, I have my best ideas when I give in to my rampant alcoholism

 

i could drink you under the table, boy

 

probably, I'm not a big guy

but that's not the point

 

you're not a big maori motherfucker? i am disappoint

 

Of course not. That's Devon's job, mine is to showcase the white middle class.

But you already knew that

 

I saw a dragon today owo

 

go chase it

 

I see dragon dildos all the time

I hate the internet

 

Do not mention Bad Dragon.

Fuck!

 

I saw a woman using a mega-size product from their line.

I DON'T THINK STRETCHING LIKE THAT IS NORMAL

 

Today, I \

 

Boobs.

 

I've seen a woman use a dildo that four men had to carry, it didn't go in very far.

Wasn't erotic at all.

 

Ugh, Jedward.

I'm so embarrassed T_T

 

And since we're talking weird sexy times.

If you're ever looking through hentai and you find a pic which makes you wonder "what's wrong with her tits?"

Just forget about it and move on, do not let your blurry vision clear or lean closer to the monitor to check it out. There is nothing wrong with her tits.

Trust me.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdpaCYF7p44

YESSSSSSS!!

 

Oh hell no.