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sylky0604 · Jan 26, 2010

Hi groh

ggrroohh · Jan 26, 2010

g@l1h said:

Yeah I know, need to study math, physics, Biology, Chemistry, History, Social study, etc.etc.
And I don't even need most of them at college.
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History is the worst =3=
I certainly don't care what happens long long time ago.
And its not even interesting,plus the names are so hard to remember >.<

In Asia, you have to be really careful with sarcasm, and its sister irony. For example, if a first language English speaker says “Thanks a lot” it ALWAYS means you have done something absolutely terrible and he is angry with you.

But if a second language English speaker says “Thanks a lot”, it ALWAYS means you have done something good and he is happy with you.

At least once a month I get an email (the most recent example was from a sender called Lightsabre85) saying: “Regarding today’s column: Thanks a LOT.”

I had no idea whether to respond graciously or apologize profusely. After wrestling with the problem for ten minutes on the most recent occasion, I had the genius idea of writing back to him with the words, “Yeah, right”.
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g@l1h · Jan 26, 2010

groh said:

http://mrjam.typepad.com/diary/2010/01/7-reasons-to-be-easternwestern.html#more

XD
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That list is funny ;D
But I don't see South East Asia though :

groh said:

History is the worst =3=
I certainly don't care what happens long long time ago.
And its not even interesting,plus the names are so hard to remember >.<
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[me=Galih] hugs Groh[/me]
I love you Imouto ~~
We think alike about history XD

p4tman · Jan 26, 2010

ahh Good Evening everybody.

g@l1h · Jan 26, 2010

p4tman said:

ahh Good Evening everybody.
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Hi there Kid

sylky0604 · Jan 26, 2010

Hi p4tman

... where is my hug ???

ggrroohh · Jan 26, 2010

g@l1h said:

That list is funny ;D
But I don't see South East Asia though :
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South East Asia is the East Asian part + the South Asian part XD

g@l1h said:

[me=Galih] hugs Groh[/me]
I love you Imouto ~~
We think alike about history XD
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<3

p4tman · Jan 26, 2010

g@l1h said:

Hi there Kid
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What I'm only recognized as kid oh well.
How has your day been Galih?

Miss_G said:

Hi p4tman

... where is my hug ???
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Hey Miss_G.
* p4tman Hugs Miss_G

sylky0604 · Jan 26, 2010

p4tman said:

Hey Miss_G.
* p4tman Hugs Miss_G
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YAY!!! *hugs p4tman*

g@l1h · Jan 26, 2010

groh said:

South East Asia is the East Asian part + the South Asian part XD
<3
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Then we apply to both of the list XD

That thing about moustache makes me wonder.... should I grow mine ?

p4tman said:

What I'm only recognized as kid oh well.
How has your day been Galih?
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It's not that, I just hav a tendency to call someone a lot younger than me like that XD
Just fine though, playing games and such. ;D

p4tman · Jan 26, 2010

g@l1h said:

It's not that, I just have a tendency to call someone a lot younger than me like that XD
Just fine though, playing games and such. ;D
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Nice I've started playing my PSX again.
It's also good to know I'm not forgotten. ^_^

g@l1h · Jan 26, 2010

Man... my brother's home, time to switch turn.

Bye Imouto~
Bye Miss_G and you too kid (p4tman) ;D

ggrroohh · Jan 26, 2010

g@l1h said:

That thing about moustache makes me wonder.... should I grow mine ?
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Personally moustache is a -1 to me...

The phrase generation gap may have been coined in the West, but the concept itself has been perfected in the east—or so I heard from some single Asian guys I was chatting with in a bar. Here’s a typical phone conversation from a modern Asian family.

Son: Hi Mom. I won’t be home for dinner tonight. I’m going out.

Asian Mother: Out? Who with?

Son: Just a friend.

Asian Mother: Fine, fine. You prefer slutty girls to the nice ones I choose for you.

Son: I’m not going out with slutty girls. I’m going out with a guy called Lee from work.

Asian Mother: So he can introduce you to slutty girls, I know this sort of man.

Son: He is not going to introduce me to any girls. He doesn’t know any. He’s a total geek.

Asian Mother: So now you prefer gay men to nice girls?

Son: He’s not gay. Lots of guys like computers.

Asian Mother: Only gay ones. I’m a mother. I know.
Son: Look, we’re just going to Tech City Mall to check out new computer games.

Asian Mother: Tech City Mall? There are girls there?

Son: It’s a computer arcade. It’s mostly guys—there are hardly any girls there.

Asian Mother: Ah, so now you admit it, you and this Lee are going to a place to meet slutty girls.

Son: That’s not what I said

Asian Mother: You said a few girls hang around in a place for men. They can only be slutty girls.

Son: Mama, we’re just buying software. Games.

Asian Mother: I’ve seen these games. This Tomb Raider woman with the big chests. You prefer her to nice real life girls I choose for you. Can computer-game women provide an heir for me, I mean, you? What’s wrong with cousin Deirdre’s daughter

Son: There’s nothing wrong with Deirdre’s daughter. I’m not ready to marry anyone just yet. When the time comes I’ll marry someone, who may or may not be Deirdre’s daughter. Okay?

Asian Mother: Ah, so you are already considering possible dates for marriage. That’s good. The first week of December is auspicious. I’ll give Deirdre a call, see if it suits the family.

Son: NO! I didn’t say I would marry her. I said I might.

Asian Mother: I will make necessary bookings, just in case.

Son: Goodbye, mama.

Asian Mother: Wait. When are you bringing Lee home?

Son: I'm not bringing Lee home.

Asian Mother: You are refusing to introduce an employed, unmarried male to your own sister?

Son: You just said Lee was gay.

Asian Mother: Yes. Until he sees your sister.

Son: She’s only nine.

Asian Mother: We need to start somewhere. These days young people take time. Especially if she has to convert him.

Son: She doesn’t have to convert him. He’s not gay.

Asian Mother: Even better. Save time and effort. But first I need to phone your boss and get Lee’s salary estimate and career prospects.

Son: No. Please don’t do that.

Asian Mother: If he is going to join the family we need basic informations…

Son: Look, never mind. I think I’ll just come straight home after work tonight.

Asian Mother: Fine. I invite Deirdre and her daughter. After all, you are a young, single man. You know what is your problem? You need more social life.
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XD

sylky0604 · Jan 26, 2010

Bye bye g@l1h ;D

evannick · Jan 26, 2010

chiwasu~

p4tman · Jan 26, 2010

Bye Galih~
Nice Quote groh ^_^

ggrroohh · Jan 26, 2010

Eva-hime~<3

evannick · Jan 26, 2010

Chiwasu groh p4tman bye galih

sylky0604 · Jan 26, 2010

~Fuyuhotaru~ said:

chiwasu~
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bless you *hands eva a tissue*

Hi eva ;D

p4tman · Jan 26, 2010

~Fuyuhotaru~ said:

Chiwasu groh p4tman bye galih
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gahh sorry I didn't say Hi you kinda posted before me. >_<
so Hallo Eva~

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