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Ah, naw... that would hurt him o3o

I've always wondered what playing tennis on a plane would be like..

 

If it was the same size as a tennis court, then exactly the same, so long as the plane didn't hit turbulence, etc.

 

But..

...What if the tennis rackets weren't tennis rackets, they were pelicans?

 

And the players were giant cookies and the plane was made out of coal.

It would be an amazing dream.

 

wth goes on in ur mind?

 

Mnn... That would be one weird dream.

 

Sometimes a lot, sometimes not much. But exactly what is hard to tell.

 

Goodnight boys and girls

 

Good night, sleep well.

 

Hey smexys

 

Howdy there pardner[sic].

 

The Apprentice is so funny..

 

I don't understand that programme. A bunch of narcissistic tossers who want to work for another narcissistic tosser is televised and then they have group interviews and someone is fired, even though he's not employed, wat?

 

Hehe... yeah.

..It makes good tv though o:

 

This admittedly makes it sound funny.

 

Maybe it's because I hate Alan Sugar. What an up-his-own-ass cunt.

That made it sound like some kind of food! NOM!

 

But a guy called Jim on that show is... epic. owo

So.. so funny..

 

Jim? Lol. Well his name certainly pertains to the word epic.

 

He's amazing in the boardroom... And he's irish *woo*

 

*hugs doggeh*