Spam Thread Mk. III

laughingbitches.jpeg

 

I would say: [email protected]

 

Yeah. Sorry, I read "on the waiting list for a vasectomy" as "going to get a vasectomy now".

 

Shall I do one for you?

 

And then you'll get your tubes tied.
Would you even mind?

 

So I can do it?
Yes, I would.

 

No. No you cannot.

 

Bummer.
PAON SHOW A CUTE PICTURE OF YOU

 

wow, my dog just trashed a cat

 

No. That other picture was a fluke.

D:
Exactly how close to death is the cat?

 

But I couldn't see you that good in that other picture but you looked cute D:
Please please pretty please?

 

Not very, the cat is pretty unhappy though.
The cat thought it could slap my dog so she kind of jumped up and then slammed her front paws on the cat's head and just stood proudly on top of the cat for a while. Then she let the cat go and it ran up a tree. Weird dog.

 

HAPPY NOW? D:

Oh, your dog is awesome.

 

She is.
It's kind of annoying how she sneaks into bed with me, though.

 

YES YOU'RE SO CUTE =3
I ALSO HAVE VERY OLD PICTURE IN RETURN.

 

Don't be tricked.
He just searched on Google Images: Hot Guys
And chose the third pic:

Spoiler

 

Wow silent RomU chat

HI good old spam topic

 

lol, no.
Once again, that's mighty specific.
And most importantly, that's the SECOND picture shown when I search that D:

 

PAON.

 

For me, it's the third.