Spam Thread Mk. III

PIKACHU LOOKS RETARDED NOW

 

your pikachu has evolved

 

finally finished downloading that 9.x GB vg

 

NOOO~! y japan? y cant anything ever happen to a bad/useless country....like somalia.

 

hai guise, did anything happen while I wuz gone?

 

Other then hundreds of people dying, nothing much.

 

Oh damn. =(

 

Original story: Our man Pete Hines sends word that today, February 18, is the ideal time to conceive if you’re looking to roll a new character/child on Skyrim Day — 11/11/11. Just how exactly he learned this is worth pondering, but we’ll take him at his word for the sake of amusing science.

So, think you have the stat points in you to produce the perfect eight pound dragon-slayer? Like the wizened wizard he is, Pete is throwing down with a casual quest, offering up an unknown reward to any couple adventurous enough to name their 11/11/11-born child “Dovahkiin.” While it may be difficult to play Skyrim from the hospital, just think of how many late nights you’ll have to lull your little Dragonborn with Jeremy Soule’s soothing music.

And with that, we have possibly doomed a child. I’d say this calls for a hefty disclaimer.

Disclaimer: Any reward for completing this quest will not ultimately justify the potential teasing your child could — and probably will — endure over its lifespan. Bethesda Softworks is not responsible for your parenting. You may gain experience points for completing this quest, but you will not care at 3am on a work night. Completion of this quest may also result in decreased desire to play video games and/or function as a human being. Consult with your friends before embarking on this quest; while it may not start in prison, it probably ends there.

Update: If anyone is seriously considering this, we’ve got a few ideas in mind for a collection of quest rewards. How’s this for a shower gift: a Steam key that will grant you, and presumably Dovahkiin him/herself, every ZeniMax/Bethesda game — past, present and future — for life. Once your child eventually achieves cognition — and grows old enough to play intense video games — we think it will agree that this key blows away a pink pleated onesie. As for the rest of the loot, we’ll leave it as a surprise.

 

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BOOOBIES

 

Ironic how one of hulks moves on MvC3 is Gamma Tsunami.

 

Oh the irony

 

THE SNOW WANTS TO FUCK OFF

 

For some reason I feel so happy whenever I see that lego avatar.

 

it's a pretty cute avatar. Plus, nothing beats lego.

ALSO, HI STEHNLEY

 

THIS IS A TEST

 

HI SERREH

 

sup?

 

Mister Johnson Fappingtons.

 

you're the exception, of course.