Spam Thread Mk. III

I am also quite delightfully mad.

 

Confessing that, it is my first MGS(A) game and it's quite good...
I have seen others play the PS2 version, but never played them :I

 

People still pay for Photoshop?
Have fun with GIMP.

No More Heroes 2 is my currently favorite game. :O
Actually, false. It's just incredibly awesome though. PLAY IT if you can!

 

check mate

 

miles ftw.

welcome to our aftermidnightslumberparty!

 

pillow fights please

 

[cool]cool[/cool]

 

[Redundancy]Redundant[/Redundancy]

 

Companies do, little people like us should just download it. It is incredibly easy to find Photoshop CS5 links

 

interesting

 

Birds and bears

 

Sup?

 

Mother: Now then son its time to talk about the birds and the bees.

It all begins when a girl and a boy love each other early in life before she gets all wrinkled and pruned and fat. He sees her in a bar lets say and decides shes cute and looks easy so he buys her a few drinks hoping it'll impair her judgment of his looks. He then gets his wing man to distract her friends leaving her vulnerable and unguarded so he can make his move. he chats her up with false facts that she'll believe cause shes drunk then invite her home to see his awards that he bought at the dollar store for just such an occasion. Once again she'll think they are real cause...SHES DRUNK!

He chats her up over more wine and lures her to his room where he then proceeds to get her on the bed and plow her from behind like an animal. When she wakes up in the morning he gives her cab fare and tosses her ass out on the street half dressed. She then has to try to explain in shame why she left her friend at the bar alone with an ugly wingman who left her sitting alone when he ditched from the bathroom.

A few months later after the event is forgotten she feels sick and calls up her friend who then takes her to the walmart nearest by and gets like 3 pregnancy tests. They head back to her place to test her and as she waits for the results she paces violently hoping to god shes not pregnant and trying to recall anyone shes slept with in the past 4 months. She finally takes the results into the bathroom and a moment later the neighborhood is silenced by an ear-splitting "FUCK!".

She calls up the guy from the bar and invites him to lunch to tell him the news. He stares at her in shock and tries to ditch but she blocks his escape. Over the next few months they have no choice but to get to know each other only to find out they dont have a single thing in common. then after the baby is born and they are forced to move in together for the sake of the child.

They later get married and spend years together trapped with both remaining faithful for thier little bastard.

Then 14 years later the woman is forced to have to explain why the hell she's so fucking miserable ALL THE TIME AS SHE EXPLAINS TO HER LITTLE BASTARD HOW THE HELL SHE AND HER "SPOUSE" MET!

Son:...but mo-

Mother: GOD DAMMIT I CANT TAKE ANOTHER WORD FROM YOUR MOUTH!! SHUT THE HELL UP YOU WHINY LITTLE BASTARD!! ITS ALWAYS "Mommy this. Mommy that" WHILE YOUR DRUNK FATHER IS OUT PROBABLY CHEATING WITH SOME BLONDE SLUT!!! FUCK YOU ALL!!

*mother runs into the kitchen and slits her throat in as many places as she can to ensure she dies and writes in blood* "I should have aborted you when I still had a life!!"
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I'm a horrible person I know, dun judge me. >.>

 

that is long and i dont red and fukc your tumour that aisnt funny what

[me=Conrannex]drinks pepsi [/me]
~@~_______~@~

 

tumor?

its worth the read

 

NO

vincwnry

 

are you drunk by any chance?

 

nbo its 3:35am and i had a lots of pepsi

 

then read that^ you may just wanna do nothing but sleep after you read it if its 3 am

 

what if i sleep now huh

maybe you want to sleeb