Spam Thread Mk. III

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hu?

 

I would like to take this moment to state that the New Zealanders are the best thing in this thread by far right now.

 

My dad was from New Zealand. Does that count?

 

Where was he from?

 

Auckland

 

Wow, I win. Also, haha christchurch, you got manu'd bad this time.

 

That's applicable in every thread we're in.

Also, Chch is in a pretty shitty state, looks even worse than I expected. The footage, man. Fuck.

 

Agreed, ouch

 

Fuck yes, gonna be hundreds of people dead, I would like to swim in the liquifaction whirlpools, it'll be fun. Seriously though, good luck getting out of this Chch.

 

Morning.

 

Your a sadistic prick who's going to hell!

...I like that

 

My cousin lives in Chch, as a scaffolder. Luckily he was staying with my uncle in Rangiora atm.

 

Bitches, I said Good morning.

 

Good morning bitch

 

Piss off, men are talking.

Holy balls, lucky guy. I still haven't heard from my mates at the uni.

 

Morning Pedomon.

Men? Where? Tell me when they're here, for a nice conversation.

 

Im not pedo mon, Im closer to a guro dragon.


And WE ARE MEN, real men don't give a fuck if a woman is talking...

What you need is a gentlemen, and I think I killed the last one..

 

I vote for Pedomon.

You can't give a fuck if I'm talking, but that doesn't mean I will stop talking.

 

Pay Phones are running free in Chch, or so I hear.

 

Just like a real woman...

You go girl~