Spam Thread Mk. III

You've just been poisoned. Sorry.

It's epic, yes, but too bad your personal text is still wrong. >:3

 

that has to be the most weirdest thing i have never done
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spy chicken says "No!"

 

My world is full of flying pigs and cars being unicorns.

 

It's time to take your meds again.

 

And for some reason I think my dog wants to murder me ._.

Because when I get cold and get a blanket while watching TV, it jumps on the couch at bites at me D:

I don't need meds, except for acid reflux. Those meds I need..

 

Shit acid reflux...My mom has that too...

 

If I were your dog,i'd want to murder you too.

xD

 

Not if I don't adopt you from the shelter.

 

You know you want me.

 

I'll get a shih tzu instead of a boxer.

 

I gave that dog serious amounts of dog food, and yet it still hasn't done the job?
Disappointing assassin.

 

I'm so getting another puppy to protect me now. Maybe a pug..

 

There is a global conspiracy among house pets to assassinate you.
They've failed so far because they can't turn away from the kibbles and catnip. : /

 

Bring it. I have treats as a grenade.

 

I probably should change my assassination force to species that can't be fooled easily....
Wait, that leaves no species left : /

 

If you try lions are any other carnivore animal, I have bunnies as grenades. If you try a herbivore animal, I HAVE A VALENTINES FRUIT BASKET!

yay for parents

 

You could always bribe me~

 

[me=ShinChanfan]kills Muddy[/me]

nope