Spam Thread Mk. III

I dont understand what your saying..Maby if I divide by zero-"Explodes"

 

But if we don't have our casual conversations here then where else could we have them!
We'd need a whole new thread! A new and improved spam thread; called " THE ENLIGHTENING CONVERSATION THREAD!"!

 

Ahoy, subtle nod to random 4chan thread.

 

Shouldnt there be a Mk. IV of this by now?

 

Yeah..But ah well.

 

We stopped trying to blow them up, so no.

None of us ever managed to beat that particular challenge.

 

I have returned my pretties.


Bow to me, again.

 

Bow down my ass.

"takes out awesome beam katana and slashes you to death"

This isnt the roleplay thread BUT WHO THE HELL CARES.

 

*Shin turns into a necromorph*

Spoiler: Spoilerin' incase this isn't PG-13

*Shin grabs final and gashes the claw right up his shoulder watching the blood gush out slowly as he takes a bit at his head ripping it apart as a bunch of blood splatters out with a flatline*

 

How can i put this stupid kid to sleep?
My dad drank all my scotch, so that's out the question...
I'm all out of options!

 

Play this song for them. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRXQsQKGqIU

 

Great, now he's trying to sing...

 

Want me to be honest? This is generic, but meh. Tuck the kid in, read him a story, if he's not asleep, then I dunno o_o

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
Oh, that one cracked me up.
Anyway, he's already smelling his blanky, so hopefully he'll stop trying to pull out my dog's hair and lay down somewhere around the house.

 

Actually, I really think..

Beat the shit out of him untill he's unconcious.

Violence always solves problems

 

Now that's the spirit.
Except this kid actually hits back.
He punched me in the eye once, and then cried cuz i wouldn't let him keep at it.
Post Merge: [time]1296102039[/time]
Yay, seems like he finally took the bottle (found out i still had a beer in the fridge).
I can finally watch the Daily Show.
See ya!

 

That was a shit effort mate.

[me=hYpNoS]grabs shinfan and impales his asshole with a large claw, reaching from ass to head cavity, twist wrist while inside shin and then yanks clawed hand out, decimating shin's body upon exit, followed by hYpNoS cussing at the bloody remains for not being gory enough[/me]

 

How utterly lovely disgusting.

 

Did you know the "exit" hole is very sensitive?

Let alone the intestinal tubing, which means INSTANT PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"It wasn't a lie, Senator, it was a larger truth."