Spam Thread Mk. III

Nhipple!

 

I jelly.
Honestly, if I did skip to get more time to study, I'd end up in the same situation.
It would be fine if her class was easy/something I liked.

Stop reading my mind.
No, never. D:

 

^ A stutter you say! How dare you stutter in the presence of the interviewer! YOU'RE FIRED!

I'm sure you did fine; unless the person interviewing you was Margaret Thatcher reincarnate I'm sure you got the job.

... It was an interview for a job wasn't it?

 

You can't deny it.

 

Good luck with exams! *trollface*

Goodnight.

 

'night Mint.

 

Just asb for school :

But I'm a freshman DD:
The Activities Director does not like many freshmen

 

*Looks up ASB*

Oh, I see now! Well, good luck on getting into it anyway!
There's always next year if you don't...

Did they ask you to do anything crazy in the interview?
I can't wait 'til I get into uni! SCOTLAND HERE I COME!
...if only it weren't a year and 8 (or so) modules away.

 

They made me bark o.o
Well, I didn't know what sound a coyote made, so I said WOOF
o-o;

 

stay the fuck out my country

 

It's too late now! I've already got the hat:

Spoiler

I have this hat...

Edinburgh should be fun!

My god! The future prospects! They make me so excited!

So nex; do you have any nice cafés in your country?

 

it's scotland.. what do you think

wearing a hat like that makes you a cunt, no exceptions

 

MOKONONONO....NONO....NONONO!

 

I thought it was the dress that did that.

 

You shouldn't have said that my friend...


Sean Connery is on the prowl!

 

I gave birth to aliens.

 

So you hed sex with an alien?How nice.

 

Hey, those aliens man....They be abducting fols and inserting things here and there.
Who knows ANYMORE?!

Also, I am deathly afraid of ALIENS.
(I swear, I saw a UFO as a child. Well, I don't actually know if it was actually a UFO, but my memory has made it one.)

 

Just put on a monacle and you're instantly awesome.