Spam Thread Mk. III

no. possible neck fetish
oh my plz do

 

[me=hYpNoS]bites nitemare's arms off and then beats her to death with her own dismembered limb[/me]

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oh yum *catches arm in mouth and chews*

 

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

 

Omegle is the weirdest place ever! people there are okay with cannibalism

 

This.

 

I'm having fun

 

[me=hYpNoS]bites off other arm and hides in the corner eating away[/me]

 

Spoiler

Stranger: hi
You: Can i eat your arm? do you mind if i cook it or not cause i prefer flesh raw
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: take my last arm..
You: ok
You: can i have ur leg too?
Stranger: the are fucked so why not
You: how will you type
Stranger: my tounge
You: kinky ;]
Stranger: =P
Stranger: what you up to
You: eating the last person i met on omegle
Stranger: share?
You: no way. i found him first
Stranger: fuck you then1
Stranger: _._
You: I-I-I LOVE LITTLE BOY THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD!
Stranger:
Stranger: the fuck
Stranger: pedo?
You: oh no way >.>
Stranger: whatever
You: asl?
Stranger: liesss
Stranger: 16 m us
You: oh yuck ur too old
Stranger: -.-
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: psh
Stranger: 10?
You: 31
Stranger: wtf
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: and you eating people?
Stranger: umm that makes sense
Stranger: and you want younger kids?
Stranger:
You: they're softer and less...hormone filled.
You: hormone are bad for me. i gotta care about my health
Stranger: hormone as in what?
Stranger: o.o
You: all those pesky puberty horomones taint the meat so it tastes bad
Stranger: waitwait
Stranger: you want a younger person to eat their meat?!?!?
You: all the flesh and such yes. i prefer neck and arm meat though
Stranger: wow
You: yup
Stranger: thats good for you then
You: yup. all natural and organic
Stranger: i think i am done here
Stranger: nice meeting you
Stranger: meat eater person
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: bye!

i can still enjoy my self :3

 

you hussy! :O

 

xD you read that whole thing? i just wanted to see how hard it is to scare away omegle people

 

Apparently, it's very difficult.
But when I said "silly", they disconnect instantly.

 

i tried it on some bi guy who wanted to cyber more than Devon and he wouldnt quit o.o i had to leave that time

 

Ahhhhh omegle, how to destroy a boys dream with one letter -

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: f/m?
You: m
You: geez that took me a while to type
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

aw

 

The power of the alphabet is wonderful.

 

I just got six people looking for cybersex in a row, damn. Does anybody actually masturbate to internet porn anymore?

 

i asked the same thing and that guy said omegle was more fun

 

Just say you are a robot, works 90% of the time.

 

I manage to scare off quite a bit of those Omegle folk.
I wonder what it is....

Spoiler

I do it on purpose.