Spam Thread Mk. III

Nah, cybering's not my thing anymore.

Guess I'll just wait till I'm older.

 

Good boy light.

Damn nat.

I'd pay good cash just to watch you dance

Good luck and eveything.

 

If I could get a nickel for everytime I was told this, it would amount to the same amount as people paying me good cash to watch me dance.

...If I'm guessing correctly.

 

Though the opportunity to have sex is practically staring at me in the face

 

Then fuck it in the face.

Yes.

 

I lol'd

You into eye socket fucking too?

Well if you offered such a service, I'd pay what you'd ask XD

 

My brain says yes, but my heartor what's left of itsays no.

 

NN is usually 150/10min, Top half off is 250/10min, Bottom half is 325/10min, full nude is 500/10min. Any sexual contact is up to my discretion, be it through my judgement of how much a stud muffin you are, or how I guess how good you are in bed, or how charming you are, or just how much money you have. Any freaky shit is also up to my discretion, depending on how much I'm down for it. The only thing I'm not into is legit surgery and shit and piss. 1800natalie

These would be my rates.

Fuck your heart in the brachiocephallic artery, just do it.

 

[me=hYpNoS]calls number [/me]

 

Ohey I actually have enough money for top half.

yes ma'am

I'll be back in either a few minutes, or tomorrow

 

Then now it's 325/10min.

My hedonistic ways are spreading.

 

http://wii.ign.com/articles/114/1140839p1.html

 

Hedonism, ho!

 

ohai signature.

 

Klipsch S4's are the best I've ever used.

 

6 million in gran turismo 5...

Wish i had this much ;(

 

Dialga is a troll

 

Ka-booom!

 

Mint!