Spam Thread Mk. III

uh.... *tosses bat away and grabs a fork*

 

I'm not in to bondage and pain-play, either. >:S

 

Wh-What? I don't want a dinosaur hatching in my sleep to tear me to shreds.

Oh dear.....

 

who the hell said i was gonna do anything like that? i dun wanna know where the hell ur mind goes if you think a fork is dirty.

*eats yummy pasta and wont share now*

 

I've read a lot of your posts, you're the least innocent person on the forum. :/
I'm the most innocent, sweet and romantic guy to ever grace this place, you really must be new here. xD

 

*Eats fettucini and slfredo*
And I won't share it either.

Oh, wow.
ego...>.>

 

XD HAHAHAHAHAHA.......Oh you silly jester.

 

@conrannex: Least innocent? are you kidding me? I've been here a month and already seen a handful of way less innocent people of this site and as for the innocents you sir are sure as hell not one of them.

 

Let thy pterodactyls run free!
*Opens thy cage*

 

I'm planning to save sex for love. I keep away from lustful conversation. I do not masturbate. I think about romance a lot and my idea of a good date is a nice long walk on the beach followed by cuddling and falling asleep together watching a movie. Call 0800 HANDSOME CAMERON for more information.

 

this made me lol

 

Sarra! Hi.

 

Oh god....You're not human?! D:

 

Dude: i'm not a whore! if i wanna joke around and be pervy I'll f**king do it!! neither do i so shut it. no one cares what u do on a date cause not many want to date a self-centered person with a massive ass ego!!!

@para and muddy: http://www.youtube.com/user/jimathers#p/u/80/sQ9nmqErGoU

 

YOU ARE SO MAAAAAD.
It's okay, there's a handsome, calm, intelligent man here, tell me what's wrong. ;P

 

edit: -insert less hateful comment here-

 

Brand with love? D'awww.

 

hello felix

 

nope.

theres a guy who already has my heart and hes alot better than you are

 

I didn't miss you, don't listen to the lies of Para.

HAHAHAHAHA!