Spam Thread Mk. III

I really hate Christmas. Seeing couples who are in love sharing time with each other makes me soooooo jealous. Just once I'd like to be able to bring a woman to the family Christmas, who wasn't a fucking psycho. I'd like to be able to shop for more than just my parents and my dogs. I'd like to be surprised by a gift from someone who really 'knows' me. Being a lonely person is the absolute worst at the holiday season. Blah blah blah. Thank goodness this is the spam thread; this will likely just get ignored anyhow. All of you have a very merry Christmahannukwanzaa.

 

Ignored my ass.

Welcome to the"lacking a decent woman club." It is very large. :3

 

Gawd rape is awesome

 

Me and another user used to "rape" people via the chatango site, which...we no longer do.

It got old, the spark vanished from those moments.

Realistic or fantasy rape?

Or the real rape?

 

theres a difference?

 

Realistic is in detail, fantasy is where elephants with penis chainsaws are used...

Then there is the kind where I actually physically rape you, which I obviously can't/won't/never/not paid enough to.

 

meh. rape is rape

 

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Rape tank bitches

It's only rape if they dont laugh.

 

is only rape if they dont enjoy it...or if you dont yell "SURPRISE!!"

i love the second one cause its just surprise sex

 

It doesnt work in court though.

Trust me

 

it did for me

 

...I just noticed you are replying to everything Im saying, are you also alone on christmas?

You should be...oh wait hang on.

[me=hYpNoS]shoots family[/me]

Ok now where were we...

 

its 4 am everyone if sleeping and my boyfriend got an xbox with kinect and black ops so hes paying more attention to that than me right now

 

So would I, but I can multi task

gt5 ftw

 

I'm just making a holiday picture of a drunken hamster and his gay lover riding his santa sack...holy crap now that i think of it thats alot worse than i thought o.o

 

I can think of far worse...

 

i know u can. i just mean that was super unintended

 

Whoa, same timezone.
Christmas is technically here, but it hasn't started yet~
It's going to be fun this year for me~

 

Christmas is gonna be bland as hell for me. Being too poor for Christmas sucks.

 

I wasn't talking about gifts or any of that, though I do wonder what I got....o.o
I'm going to go out with friends after a small family celebration (the celebration itself is going to be awkward as hell)