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Discussion in 'Forum Games, Jokes & Random' started by Reider, Dec 20, 2009.

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  1. Devon

    Devon Well-Known Member

    mermaid or reverse mermaid?
     
    Devon, Dec 23, 2010
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  2. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    t(-.-t)
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 23, 2010
    #128202
  3. DaSiofthra

    DaSiofthra Active Member

    post the most calming thing you can; lest I fuck ya'all GENTLY with a chainsaw...
     
    DaSiofthra, Dec 23, 2010
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  4. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    sounds...fun. whats so wrong with you besides the bar thing?
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 23, 2010
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  5. DaSiofthra

    DaSiofthra Active Member

    *deep breath*... I'm apparently the nicest guy on this planet and therefore UN-Dateable. Burned, rejected, despised, denied, avoided, abused, misunderstood, unpredictable, under-estimated, misunderstood. CREATE A WORD WITH A PREFIX AND NAME IT ME!
     
    DaSiofthra, Dec 23, 2010
    #128205
  6. Nitemare_ Plague

    Nitemare_ Plague Well-Known Member

    Wait is it that classic situation wher the nice guy likes his chick friend but she only likes meaner guys and only comes to you fter its all over with the mean guy? or is it something else?
     
    Nitemare_ Plague, Dec 23, 2010
    #128206
  7. DaSiofthra

    DaSiofthra Active Member

    idk. lost... Although I'm certain you're 'looking for a nice guy', but can't find one. Circumstance: One bad-ass Motherfucker!
     
    DaSiofthra, Dec 23, 2010
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  8. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    Bro story cool.
     
    Rysio, Dec 23, 2010
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  9. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    ...heh, let me say something...

    Love is just like cake...and I imply ALL meanings.
     
    mds64, Dec 23, 2010
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  10. Rysio

    Rysio Well-Known Member

    So you're saying there's no love. Cake is a lie.
     
    Rysio, Dec 23, 2010
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  11. Suiseiseki

    Suiseiseki Well-Known Member

    Nice guy? THERE'S YOUR PROBLEM.

    This may seem difficult to believe but I too have been shot down, the most severe being before I manned the fuck up, shed my shame and some of my dignity, and went out in search of dateable girls. I still get "no" of course (I'm not some kind of god like that) but it just doesn't faze.

    Women won't just fall in your lap. Take care of yourself, imagine youself to be some sort of god-tier motherfucker who girls deserve, and actually take risks. Victory will ensue in no time.

    Delicious? Covered in frosting? Good with ice cream?
     
    Suiseiseki, Dec 23, 2010
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  12. mds64

    mds64 Well-Known Member

    Yep.

    Let's just screw women and dont actually have relationships with them...oh wait shit the risk of STD's...

    Ok, new plan...erm...OH FUCK IT

    [me=hYpNoS]shall fap until a solution is found to his woman made of cake[/me]
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    ...god damn it, work...bye y'all.
     
    mds64, Dec 23, 2010
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  13. Blade5406

    Blade5406 Well-Known Member

    *steps away
     
    Blade5406, Dec 23, 2010
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  14. FireKuraWolf

    FireKuraWolf New Member

    Why do people say L looks like Ulquiorra?He doesn't, damnit.
     
    FireKuraWolf, Dec 23, 2010
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  15. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    Wise decision.
    He does. And you know it.
     
    darkrequiem, Dec 23, 2010
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  16. FireKuraWolf

    FireKuraWolf New Member

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    No similarities.
     
    FireKuraWolf, Dec 23, 2010
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  17. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    None whatsoever.
     
    darkrequiem, Dec 23, 2010
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  18. nex26

    nex26 Well-Known Member

    fucking neanderthals, they're everywhere
     
    nex26, Dec 23, 2010
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  19. FireKuraWolf

    FireKuraWolf New Member

    Exactly.Except for the hair.
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    Neanderthals?Those aren't Neanderthals;Let me show you an explaining picture.
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    See?
     
    FireKuraWolf, Dec 23, 2010
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  20. darkrequiem

    darkrequiem Well-Known Member

    ....And the dull look, deadpan eyes, grey skin, similar attitude......
     
    darkrequiem, Dec 23, 2010
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