Spam Thread Mk. III

... T^T My mother stole my bikini ....

 

o___o''

 

how old's your mother?

 

Younger than 40.

 

1. post pics of her wearing said bikini
2. ?
3. PROFIT

 

Pregnant?

 

She's pregnant and wearing your bikini? Wow, are you that fat?

 

Every part of the world has someone pissed to say fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

 

you could always photoshop out the baby, happens all the time. photoshop abortions.

 

Boobs honey, not fat

 

Her boobs are pregnant?

 

Soluri is implying that she is well endowed.

I approve on the grounds that I've never seen a picture of her.

 

:

 

I'm a pretty funny guy.

 

Funny like the plague. :3

 

That was not funny.

 

;;

 

I agree. It was hilarious because people die from the plague.

People don't die in funny ways, they die in hilarious ways.

 

I heard you like dead girls, the type of dead girls you leave in an abandoned car when you're done with them.

 

Generally set the car on fire too and walk away slowly for the whole "real men walk away from epic explosions and don't turn around" look.