Spam Thread Mk. III

You young whippersnappers, I can't wait til you youngens reach the time when you have a mountain of bills you have to pay, along with 40+ hours of work and not getting the summer off. Yes because we all have time to go out whenever we want. TOTES.

Aahh, me and my crazy slang words.

Jesus fuck I'm old. I'M FOUR YEARS OLDER THAN SUIS

 

And still incredibly sexy?

I've never seen a picture of you, so I still don't know just how sexy.

 

You'd be picking your jaw up off the floor. In Oklohoma that is

Nah, she's actually default white girl custom style number 6, if I'm not mistaken.

 

thats the part i wanted to avoid cause then i dont have to worry about cooking and paying pills

 

She does not do me justice imo.

 

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

imma keep playing QWOP because I'm good at it.

 

If there was four buttons controlling both calves/thies, I'd be doing flips on my head until I die. True story.

 

I tried to barter you down to someone in Hollywood you'd resemble.
Sadly, I failed horribly.
You're just one of a kind, that, or I am narrow minded.
I say a little from the former and latter.

 

If I walked like the dude from QWOP does, I would be doing flips and shit all the time.

 

WOW THAT'S PRETTY OLD

 

lol shes 6 years older than me.

it doesnt matter if ur a day older or a second older i'll call u old if u are

 

DAMN.

YOU'RE LIKE YOUNG ENOUGH TO BE MY SON.

 

THE
HEART​

 

"...escuha mi corazon en chalkzone escucha mi corazon...."

curse u and ur making me remember old tv shows

 

If you said "WANNA FUCK?" I would have laughed.

 

DAMN I MISSED OUT

 

WANNA FUCK?

 

YOU GOTTA GET ME DRUNK FIRST

 

I'll pass the egg nog through to you two. Just don't wake up Suis and his three Sweedish triplets.
He's fronting the tab for the hotel bill this time.

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA