Spam Thread Mk. III

Somebody has a tsundere crush on me. :3c

 

no. u wish

 

No thanks, I'm in to pretty, intelligent and cute girls.

 

obviously you're not.

...you bore me now *wanders away*

 

Sure. ;]

 

I think you're all desperate for some loving.

I will not oblige.

 

Every girl wants some of this.

 

some of what? i see nothing worth ever having

 

An intelligent, cute, attractive, strong, handsome god of a man.

 

nope just shallow and self-absorbed

 

You'll succumb to my charms eventually, why fight it?

 

i fight off no charm, just laugh at the attempts

 

Why keep lying to yourself? It's not good for your health.

 

Hello, I came to say a quick hello to you people.
How are y'all?

 

I'm pretty good, fighting off hordes of women who want me, y'know, the usual.
How are you, sexy russian guy?

 

What have I got to do with this?

 

conran: u have to speak with ur family and friends, they've been lying to u so much ur whole life

 

How is it possible to be both cute and handsome at the same time!?

Teach me O' Master Conrannex to obtain your immense attraction of the opposite gender!

 

Don: ur about to become the most potent chick-repelant

 

Geometry must die.

It must die an epic death.