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I levelled up that girl thing that has christmas lights on her tentacles.

 

...those aren't... meh, whatever. Thx.

 

I bet a large sum of money that no one who's posted in this topic can make me cum, let alone satisfy me.

 

Oh well.

 

I never tried Natewlie before...

I wonder how that taste like?

 

Maple syrup.

 

That's something I have every morning, no wonder I was addicted.

 

Go back a few pages, I'm sure there's someone with an oversized penis and an understanding of the women's body, and is able to thoroughly satisfy any woman he meets.

 

Who is this savior.

 

:3c

 

v

 

I could probably force an orgasm out of your body. Whether you enjoy it or not, hey I don't care.

I kid. I love you, it's platonic.

 

This is....disturbing.

 

Now how is talking about Nat's sex life disturbing?

 

harro

 

Talking about my sex life is the equivalent of talking about the weather.

God damn.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Too bad you're like a bro.

 

Spoiler

Hoh.

 

Yatta?

 

Onmipresent and socially acceptable as a fallback topic?

I could never sex you, but all your single female friends are fair game.

 

One day, I woke up, and lived. True story.