Spam Thread Mk. III

Hey, nex.

 

You know it to be true!

Obsessive.
Compulsive.
Disorder.

 

why must you blow things completely out of proportion?

 

Why must you read things wrong?

 

you obviously need sleep. you're making no sense at all.

 

What? I.. Err.. You're right.

 

of course i'm right.
When have i ever been wrong?

 

Well, you're not often wrong.
I think I'm going to go to bed.
Goodnight!

 

goodnight, carmen.

 

Don't ever tell a woman she's right; it sets a dangerous precedent.

 

Default answer for everything should be "kitchen".

 

he doesn't know who he's messing with.

Oh, and i'm always right.

 

As long as you're in the kitchen, you can be as right as you want.

 

these kitchen jokes, they're getting old.

 

WOOT SPAM
KTHXBAI

^ Is that not getting old?

 

Would you rather I make some straight sandwich jokes? I can skip the kitchen portion entirely.

 

Kitchen

 

Beer needs to be open by the time it's brought to me.

 

I am going to write a book.

 

sup