Spam Thread Mk. III

Haha, you mean like ouija did today?
Tooooo funny.

Your new avatar suits you well.

Sorry, is she not manly enough for you?

 

I'm too experimental apparently, I want to poke his prostate, it's supposed to feel good.

 

Nooo, that made me shy and confused. D:
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She's too perverted and unclean.

I wouldn't do anything with you.

 

Does it cause jizzing to occur?

 

i wonder if u repeatedly poke it will he release

 

!!!!!!!! I've only had sex with one man, that's my official statement.

Like a white chocolate fountain.

 

White chocolate isn't even real chocolate though.

 

It's better than real chocolate though.

 

quiet, grinch

 

And that's respectful but you are still a pervert.

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So is that a yes?

 

...Never.

 

Jeez you're frigid.

 

That is a blatant and outright lie.

 

It's fucking true and you know it.

 

I wouldn't be too bothered. I'm sure it would be a different story if you had a penis

If only ouija was real. She'd make your life hell.

 

It's a damned lie!

 

I like the robot one better.
Just sayin.

 

You're the lie!

 

I'm actually one of the warmest guys ever to certain people.

This sounds like one of these weird girl things.
I'm not anywhere as weak as you think when it comes to serious business.