Spam Thread Mk. III

Don't worry, do I seem like the mean type?

 

well I don't know what you're capable of.

 

I don't know what you're capable of either.
But then again it's probably something like cuss me out in French so I'm not worried.

 

Making sandwiches and cleaning, I hope.

 

I'm not quite sure what i've gotten myself into.
we should just call it even

you know me too well.

 

I'm pretty sure I can make better sandwiches.

Me neither.
Sounds good.

 

I'm supposed to be on a never-ending quest to help people.

I'm currently on a never-ending quest to kill them. Fuck yeah.

 

Thats my job

 

My job is to impress the ladies.
I impress more men than ladies.

 

It's not looking too good now, is it?

 

I- I- Err. You're doing this on purpose! You know I didn't mean to do it like that!

 

aw, it's ok. Some people were just put in the wrong bodies.

 

Hey! I'll have you know I really like girls, some of them make me feel nice inside.

 

I'd love to prod your insides.

 

What.

 

I'd love you prod your insides with a phallic object.

 

clobbering time

 

YOU MAKE NO SENSE

 

I'm going to have to decline that offer, you're not my type..

 

NO U

Also nex changed his avatar, thus effecting me in so many ways.