Spam Thread Mk. III

... Luf's over.

 

At least, my gardener thought it was dead. I figure it's just passed out from lack of oxygen.

I won't be surprised if a few minutes after I type this, the trash can will fall over and a certain plastic bag will be seen rolling around, though probably only a few seconds till it really does die from lack of oxygen.

...Excuse me?

 

... So get it out ...


Exactly.

 

Oops, too late. What I just typed really happened, though the trash can didn't fall over.

Guess it died a horrible death. YAY

 

...
This will happen with your car later
This with your child
And this with you

Birds. They're everywere.
Post Merge: [time]1292154420[/time]
Lazy. So post merge.
Didn't know it was a BIG BIG VERY BIG PICTURE

 

I do not own a car, nor do I own a child. Unless you're talking about the distant future, then I guess I'm safe.

And as for my well being...

Bring. It. On.

 

Nononnono, this will happen in the future.

 

Huh. Well then like I said.

BRING IT ON

 

Alright, ._.

 

<3

 

I got asked for ID to buy beer last night, im 32.

 

how tall are you?

 

http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/04/27/police-hunt-man-for-asking-girls-directions/

Remind me never to ask a girl for directions.

 

5ft 4
I shaved my beard off too, that always makes me look younger.

 

I'm 5 feet 2 inches. no kidding I'm 2 inches shorter than you

 

I'm 174cm. That makes me taller than you all.

 

I grew 2 inches in 4 months. I bet I'll be taller than you once I reach your age

 

good things come in small packages

 

The birds are planning something.

 

The way he's licking that gun is strangely erotic.

Imma go get my stick for protection.