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awwwww

 

I SUPPOSE THIS MEANS YOU WILL SHOW UP ON CRUISE SHIPS, SKYSCRAPERS, BRIDGES ETC AND CHALLENGE ME TO POKEMON BATTLES AT INOPPORTUNE TIMES, RIGHT?

 

MORE LIKE YOU WILL SHOW UP AT ALL OF THOSE AND BATTLE ME AT INOPPORTUNE TIME.

 

THIS POST IS WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS.

 

ONCE UPON A TIME IN CHINA TOWN, I WAS ATTACKED BY PREDATOR WHILE GARY OAK WAS BRAGGING ABOUT HIS GIRTH

 

WELL IT IS TRUE THAT I DO PULL ALL THE LADIES

AND I'M PRETTY GREAT AT SHOWING UP AT THE WORST TIMES

 

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN FAT PEOPLE TRY TO EAT YOU?

 

I FIND IT WORSE WHEN THE SKINNY PEOPLE TRY TO EAT ME, AS I'M NOT EXPECTING IT.

 

WILL IT BE I WHO SHOWS UP AT INOPPORTUNE TIMES WHEN YOU ARE PULLING ALL THE LADIES?

 

IF YOU DO SO HELP ME GOD I WILL SEND YOU BACK IN A BOX

 

I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY

 

WHY ALL THE SHOUTING?

 

not sure

 

boooo

 

There's something crawling in my ventilation system. I suspect it to be one of the damn seagulls and that it'll die soon.

Hehe, suffer you damn avian.

 

Better get it out.
You don't want it to rot there...

 

...You're right.

*sigh* Time to get the ladder...and maybe a big stick.

 

We had pigeon in vent system once, it flew away when we freed it.

 

Well it's not in the vents any more.

Got it out, though it died before we could free it.

We gave it a burial, and by burial, I mean put it in a plastic bag and threw it in the trash.

 

actually it's quite a pleasant smell once you get used to it